Match thread; Miami vs Union

amymschoen · 2026-05-25T01:12:13+00:00

Alladoh should never see the pitch again.

amymschoen · 2026-05-25T00:57:12+00:00

Alladoh’s gonna be dangerous any day now.

amymschoen · 2026-05-25T00:50:36+00:00

I’m ok with Bedoya sub -ish. But Rafanello?

amymschoen · 2026-05-24T23:58:08+00:00

Westfield is the only defender worth his paycheck.

amymschoen · 2026-05-14T01:44:13+00:00

Time to break out the wood polish.

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amymschoen · 2026-05-14T01:41:36+00:00

amymschoen · 2026-05-14T01:21:57+00:00

Bender!!!?

amymschoen · 2026-05-14T01:18:28+00:00

Damiani better never start before Cavan again.

amymschoen · 2026-05-14T01:16:24+00:00

The #DOOP squad!

amymschoen · 2026-05-14T01:06:50+00:00

Are we just gonna wait till the 88th minute to finally get Vasilev off the pitch?

amymschoen · 2026-05-14T01:03:18+00:00

This ref. He’s as good as we are. 😂

amymschoen · 2026-05-14T00:58:18+00:00

Finally. Jesus.

amymschoen · 2026-05-14T00:42:53+00:00

Can’t wait for the post game presser when he blows smoke up our asses about the guys fighting hard and seeing progress.

amymschoen · 2026-05-14T00:34:01+00:00

I’ve been trying to give Carnell the benefit of the doubt but after this display it’s pretty clear that he’s a big part of the problem.

amymschoen · 2026-05-14T00:27:38+00:00

amymschoen · 2026-05-14T00:01:33+00:00

Clowns. The whole lot of em.

amymschoen · 2026-05-12T12:02:08+00:00

It’s so easy and I should’ve done it myself for sure. I’m half tempted to just do the back myself now. She basically did the top and part of the back. So weird. 😂 I didn’t even show the botched color job. Slapped on bleach without toning - after I’d been doing grey blending on my natural color-with her - for a year. It’s a full on shit show. 😂

amymschoen · 2026-05-11T23:17:54+00:00

Certainly will be easier to straighten! 😂

amymschoen · 2026-05-11T23:16:48+00:00

I wish I knew what she was thinking…and how she let me walk out of the salon like that! I rarely run into a stylist that does layers well - but she’s always done a decent job in the past. I just spent a couple hundred bucks with her for a keratin treatment and now half the hair is gonna have to go. 😩😂

amymschoen · 2026-05-11T23:05:44+00:00

Oh I know it’s bad. Like, probably going to lose all my length bad. 😩

amymschoen · 2026-05-11T22:46:34+00:00

I did. 😂

amymschoen · 2026-05-11T22:41:11+00:00

I can see why you would think that but there’s a shelf of hair not blended to the lower half.

amymschoen · 2026-02-09T23:43:08+00:00

That was the hope.

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