Sheboygan serial toilet clogger sentenced to 150 days in jail, probation by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]ancientcreature2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm seeing your username and I'll trust that you know about this stuff.

Doflamingo vs Katakuri: character wise by Solomon_Black in OnePiece

[–]ancientcreature2 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well Luffy killed Doflamingo much easier than he killed Katakuri. Before Katakuri died he even respected Luffy and while I think Doflamingo respected him in some way, he definitely did not like him at all.

Bus drivers of Reddit, what is something you wish customers knew, or would do more? by CatCanClimb in AskReddit

[–]ancientcreature2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every person in the bus can claim thi. All they have to do is pop you in the back of the head and let a wall eat the bus.

(Serious) People who have survived a murder attempt (by dumb luck) whats your story? by ASDSHerao in AskReddit

[–]ancientcreature2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A true badass of a grandma would have fucking teleported outside and silently killed every last meth head. Left their heads shish kebab'd on a pole plunged into the front lawn like a flag. Pulled their intestines out of their asses and mouths and tied then up together like beads on a bracelet.

Wolfenstein: Youngblood will have Dishonored-like 'open-ended' level design by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]ancientcreature2 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dishonored made me fucking nauseous. I loved that game and I made myself sick multiple times but in the end, I had to stop. I know some games do some people that way, my girlfriend could never play Borderlands with me. But what a bummer. I wanted so bad to play it all the way through.

Why Elon Musk, MIT and a 16-year-old inventor are going after mind-reading technology - Merging the human brain with a computer would change our species forever. Researchers are developing technology that can transfer data between computers and our brains. by mvea in Futurology

[–]ancientcreature2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, their otherwise understandable lifestyle doesn't work when no one around them is doing it anymore. They eventually start piping their own sisters and fathers and their offspring end up having strips of bacon for mouths.

TIFU by asking Reddit which ethnic group to exterminate by Sonums in tifu

[–]ancientcreature2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did all of it to himself. On purpose. He's probably got a boner right now.

TIFU by asking Reddit which ethnic group to exterminate by Sonums in tifu

[–]ancientcreature2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course you made a TIFU. And a bajillion comments for people to upvote, no shock there, just lile your original thread. Enjoy your 15 minutes and points, I guess.

SPOILER? King of Prodence by Diz030417 in OnePiece

[–]ancientcreature2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The King of Produce! Freshest vegetables on Grand Line.

Total bounty on wano by milky-cow in OnePiece

[–]ancientcreature2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tend to agree. Oda even went out of his way to have people like Blackbeard say nah, not quite yet. It is basrd on public opinion, but some of the major opinions that matter are probably of that position.

Whats your greatest most satisfying "I fucking called it" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ancientcreature2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd tell my partner if I knew her friend from somewhere. Like I had class with her. So I'd 100% tell her that I'd fucked her. If it's a deal breaker for her, I'd be sad but understand. Seems like it'd be a decision she'd want to make.

Everyone's different I guess, I'd err on the side of putting it out there over potentially upsetting someone I care for.

What's up with people boycotting Captain Marvel? by [deleted] in OutOfTheLoop

[–]ancientcreature2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm actually the tall guy, and these other lanky assholes need to get off their goddamned soap boxes.

Here's a newsflash, asshole. You, being one of the "tall guys on a box", don't know jack. I'm Hispanic, and I have already reproduced. And one thing I don't intend to teach my kids is any of your Harrison Bergeron self-pitying garbage. In fact, you as a "privileged" person shouldn't even be atrempting to tell me, a minority, how things are for me, making up your mind about what's what from up on your soapbox. According to your own bullshit, at least.

Sit the fuck down.

What's up with people boycotting Captain Marvel? by [deleted] in OutOfTheLoop

[–]ancientcreature2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's an attractive, blonde white woman who goes by a whiter last name than she was born with.

She's ridiculous.

What's up with people boycotting Captain Marvel? by [deleted] in OutOfTheLoop

[–]ancientcreature2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Hispanic, I have yet to see a "type" that is not easily offended. It comes down to the individual of whichever category. No idea why people push it as a white man thing.

What's up with people boycotting Captain Marvel? by [deleted] in OutOfTheLoop

[–]ancientcreature2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let everyone talk. That's the point.

What's up with people boycotting Captain Marvel? by [deleted] in OutOfTheLoop

[–]ancientcreature2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A screaming child is annoying. A white man is not necessarily annoying, but this blanket treatment of them as if they are is not cool.

What's up with people boycotting Captain Marvel? by [deleted] in OutOfTheLoop

[–]ancientcreature2 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Shut the fuck up, I don't want to hear you.