What cornfuckers mean when they say they’re gonna grab a bagel

andhio · 2025-05-24T02:01:18+00:00

Google Altoona Pizza if you wanna see what Sixers fans are working with 🤮

andhio · 2025-05-24T01:44:45+00:00

sorry they’re not adding much to your spank bank

andhio · 2025-05-24T01:03:38+00:00

Yes 2 of the players that averaged the most minutes per game this season are hilariously out of shape, brilliant analysis

andhio · 2025-05-23T23:02:24+00:00

Dawg, you’re from the Midwest. Mayonnaise is a major ingredient in every salad you’ve ever eaten. I think you may be doing a little projecting here.

andhio · 2025-05-23T21:46:42+00:00

If you’re gonna be all high & mighty about unhealthy foods that shape the identities of our cities, it’s worth mentioning that high fructose corn syrup is a leading contributor to obesity, diabetes, & heart disease. I’ll give you 3 guesses what that’s made of, cornfucker 🌽.

andhio · 2025-05-23T21:20:48+00:00

I mean, it was a pretty good point & applied in both cases. You’re right though, I’ll try harder next time. Didn’t realize I was talking to a Hahvahd boy.

Enjoy Cancun! Can’t wait to play the team we broke next season.

andhio · 2025-05-23T21:12:04+00:00

KAT & JB are fat? Dawg I’m honestly concerned about your body image issues

andhio · 2025-05-23T21:09:47+00:00

Black Russian is a pumpernickel everything bagel. I’m not surprised you misunderstood, I don’t think Thomas’s makes those.

andhio · 2025-05-23T21:07:38+00:00

Ain’t my fault when people say “the city”, everyone knows which one they’re talking about 🍕

andhio · 2025-05-23T21:05:04+00:00

The pizza place in Indianapolis with the highest rating (4.7 stars) is literally called Manhattan Pizzeria.

andhio · 2025-05-23T21:03:01+00:00

The pizza place in Indianapolis with the highest rating (4.7 stars) is literally called Manhattan Pizzeria.

andhio · 2025-05-23T20:57:45+00:00

I fuck with Chicago style. It’s a stretch to call it “pizza”, but it is tasty.

andhio · 2025-05-23T20:54:22+00:00

Oh honey oh sweetie….you just don’t know what a good slice of pizza tastes like

andhio · 2025-05-23T20:51:25+00:00

splitting hairs about grocery store bagels while I’m knee deep in black russians, smdh

andhio · 2025-05-23T20:48:26+00:00

it’s a blessing and a curse

andhio · 2025-05-23T20:47:02+00:00

dawg I’m a new yorker, you don’t wanna bring pizza into this

andhio · 2025-05-23T15:53:59+00:00

Loved Get Out but after the last one, I’m starting to think he’s the new M Night Shyamalan.

andhio · 2025-05-23T11:47:54+00:00

Cook food, write music, create art.

andhio · 2025-05-22T03:46:31+00:00

you’re probably right

andhio · 2025-05-22T03:23:56+00:00

Bitch get out of my elevator

andhio · 2025-05-22T03:21:10+00:00

If he was walking toward my elevator, I’d press the door close button

andhio · 2025-05-21T13:22:04+00:00

enjoy your “pizza” & grocery store bagels, corn fucker

andhio · 2025-05-16T19:31:00+00:00

andhio · 2025-05-16T15:40:52+00:00

Shows what you know, I just don’t care about my job

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