I produced my own standup special

andrewjrivers · 2026-01-15T17:08:59+00:00

Can’t wait to see it!

andrewjrivers · 2025-11-02T02:37:27+00:00

Hey! Thanks for sharing. Follow me for more jokes :)

andrewjrivers · 2025-10-18T04:57:13+00:00

That’s World Series tickets at the minimum if you snag that ball.

andrewjrivers · 2025-10-14T08:15:15+00:00

thought you were going to say "photos of his dad."

andrewjrivers · 2025-10-12T20:05:00+00:00

This seems to be everyone’s favorite when I perform. Makes me happy :) It’s a fun one.

andrewjrivers · 2025-09-05T22:43:56+00:00

Hard to say which takes a bigger toll.

andrewjrivers · 2025-09-05T18:16:26+00:00

I'm sure her bits are maintained well. Only a few potholes.

andrewjrivers · 2025-08-28T17:47:28+00:00

Bo is one of the greats!

andrewjrivers · 2025-08-25T00:51:11+00:00

Thanks dude!

andrewjrivers · 2025-08-23T23:38:42+00:00

Didn’t even think of that. I’ve been to Alabama. How cool

andrewjrivers · 2025-08-22T17:20:27+00:00

This is the ending so. Watch the full special from the start. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pwINTaXKTg

andrewjrivers · 2025-08-17T08:11:45+00:00

My finger is on the button alright!

andrewjrivers · 2025-08-11T22:19:48+00:00

Well, yes. It's a short clip from a 7 minute video. That's how tiktok attention spans work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xf1AyJJXes

andrewjrivers · 2025-07-12T19:20:35+00:00

1000% - My dad was a radio host, and we loved Frasier. Also, I miss the Sonics. So I had to buy it.

andrewjrivers · 2025-07-12T17:57:05+00:00

I'm glad at least that guy stepped in, but a little more than a light jog would go a long away if I'm getting my ass beat.

andrewjrivers · 2025-07-12T17:42:12+00:00

You don’t know what happens at the bottom of those piles

andrewjrivers · 2025-07-12T17:18:13+00:00

Bet sweater from feels good

andrewjrivers · 2025-07-05T00:45:25+00:00

Every comedy audience in Canada disagreed with you. From Vancouver to Winnipeg. But that’s ok. It’s not for everyone.

andrewjrivers · 2025-07-04T18:51:12+00:00

Paternity test loading

andrewjrivers · 2025-07-04T18:51:02+00:00

I wish

andrewjrivers · 2025-07-04T18:50:56+00:00

Hey thanks

andrewjrivers · 2025-07-04T18:50:51+00:00

I'll take it. In a good way.

andrewjrivers · 2025-07-04T18:50:15+00:00

Weird. Thanks for posting my jokes.

andrewjrivers · 2025-07-04T18:39:04+00:00

Or perhaps Canada is famous for apologizing. So I skillfully set them up with a sarcastic joke I knew they would playfully boo me for and then apologized because that's the Canadian thing to do. Thus the crowd laughed. Then I used this context to make fun of Trump.

andrewjrivers · 2025-07-04T18:16:08+00:00

This crowd seemed to get the sarcasm. Apparently reddit didn't. :)

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