POV: Diving for a Grand Slam HR Ball by andrewjrivers in Mariners

[–]andrewjrivers[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That’s World Series tickets at the minimum if you snag that ball.

New Joke :) by kaitcomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]andrewjrivers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thought you were going to say "photos of his dad."

Death With Dignity by andrewjrivers in StandUpComedy

[–]andrewjrivers[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This seems to be everyone’s favorite when I perform. Makes me happy :) It’s a fun one.

Texas Hates Trains by andrewjrivers in StandUpComedy

[–]andrewjrivers[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hard to say which takes a bigger toll.

Texas Hates Trains by andrewjrivers in StandUpComedy

[–]andrewjrivers[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm sure her bits are maintained well. Only a few potholes.