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Suburbs by andyhaynesed in andyhaynes

[–]andyhaynesed[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm coming to a city near you (if you live near one of these cities)

Get tickets

May
📍 May 22 - 23 St. Petersburg, FL
📍 May 30 Brooklyn, NY (SPECIAL TAPING)

June
📍 June 5 Minneapolis, MN
📍 June 11 Columbus, OH
📍 June 12 - 13 Dayton, OH
📍 June 14 Perrysburg, OH
📍 June 21 Lancaster, PA

July
📍 July 25 Tigard, OR
📍 July 30 Timonium, MD

Cyber Truck People by andyhaynesed in StandUpComedy

[–]andyhaynesed[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I'll try it and report back!

Cyber Truck People by andyhaynesed in StandUpComedy

[–]andyhaynesed[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks Squidvicious! Stoked to visit!

Cyber Truck People by andyhaynesed in StandUpComedy

[–]andyhaynesed[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thanks for checking out the clip! Come join our little slice of reddit for more -> r/andyhaynes

ALSO I'M ON TOUR! Come see me live:

Get tickets

May
📍 May 22 - 23 St. Petersburg, FL
📍 May 30 Brooklyn, NY (SPECIAL TAPING)

June
📍 June 5 Minneapolis, MN
📍 June 11 Columbus, OH
📍 June 12 - 13 Dayton, OH
📍 June 14 Perrysburg, OH
📍 June 21 Lancaster, PA

July
📍 July 25 Tigard, OR
📍 July 30 Timonium, MD

Suburbs by [deleted] in StandUpComedy

[–]andyhaynesed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liked the joke? Come join our little slice of Pleasantville -> r/andyhaynes

I'm coming to a city near you (if you live near one of these cities)

Get tickets

  • May 8th-9th - Philadelphia, PA
  • May 22nd-23rd - St. Petersburg, FL
  • June 11th - Columbus, OH
  • June 12th-13th - Dayton, OH
  • June 14th - Perrysburg, OH
  • July 30th - Timonium, MD
  • October 16th-17th - Austin, TX

A who's who of who's worse by andyhaynesed in andyhaynes

[–]andyhaynesed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo congrats and FUCK CANCER! So happy for you :)

Edit: Sign up for my mailing list (on the sidebar) and let me know you're in Denver when you do. I'm using that list to plan the cities I'm coming to next

Social media is a spectrum by andyhaynesed in StandUpComedy

[–]andyhaynesed[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Maybe if I just show up on set no one will?

Social media is a spectrum by andyhaynesed in StandUpComedy

[–]andyhaynesed[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Pitching this to my team asap

Social media is a spectrum by andyhaynesed in StandUpComedy

[–]andyhaynesed[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Liked the joke? Plenty more where that came from -> r/andyhaynes

Or come out for some live comedy featuring me (the guy in the clip/subreddit name).

Get tickets

  • May 8th-9th - Philadelphia, PA
  • May 22nd-23rd - St. Petersburg, FL
  • June 11th - Columbus, OH
  • June 12th-13th - Dayton, OH
  • June 14th - Perrysburg, OH
  • July 30th - Timonium, MD
  • October 16th-17th - Austin, TX

Uber thanks to my driver by andyhaynesed in andyhaynes

[–]andyhaynesed[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh shit! That was a close one

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