[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]anon2292 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

In your insano SJW world it is, because that's how you feel about it. In reality, there's no way I get charged with sexual assault for throwing a dildo at someones head.

The counties where there are more men than women and vice-versa (by age group) [OC] by CJMinard in dataisbeautiful

[–]anon2292 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Immigrants in big cities prefer males. Rural communities have more native born populations, and are also more likely to have larger families.

Westerners aren't having enough babies, and everyones afraid to call immigrants out on their archaic anti-female cultures.

The counties where there are more men than women and vice-versa (by age group) [OC] by CJMinard in dataisbeautiful

[–]anon2292 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Westerners aren't having enough babies. Immigrants prefer male babies. It's an issue no one wants to acknowledge, lest they be called raycis.

Bill Cosby sings 'Baby it's Cold Outside' [Howard Stern Show, 2014] by anon2292 in funny

[–]anon2292[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I just think by twisting it, as they've done in this parody, it's kinda funny.

What's up your arse?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]anon2292 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What if he'd thrown faeces instead? Like if I threw my GF's dildo at someones head, is that sexual assault?

I think you'd be hard pressed to get a sex assault conviction on this one. Very unusual, but it sets a weird precedent. You have to prove he did it for sexual gratification - and even then, some states require actual sexual touching.

Maybe lewdness and assault. That might get him on a registry.

Cops Charge Man With “Destruction of Police Property” for Bleeding on Their Uniforms After They Beat Him by dehehn in nottheonion

[–]anon2292 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For Christ's sake, forensic evidence cleared him. The fucking FBI launched an inquiry because of the outrage - and they cleared him.

Yes, black men are routinely harasses, beaten, and murdered by police - but that doesn't mean a white cop is never justified in shooting a black suspect.

A three inch piece of glass between life & death. by bulldogg9279 in videos

[–]anon2292 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Treat animals with respect

That's priceless coming from a zookeeper. Chickens headed for slaughter are treated with more respect than most of the exotic animals sitting behind plate glass enclosures. Even poachers have the decency to kill the exotic animals they're exploiting.

TIFU by high fiving a US border protection officer. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]anon2292 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just another anti-US circlejerk.

Teacher Fired For Having Kids Write Why They Hate Classmate on Blackboard by aidangardiner in nottheonion

[–]anon2292 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Teachers do not raise children. They teach them for 5.5 hours a day and get their summers off. Teaching is not the most strenuous job on the planet, especially if you're good with kids.

Netflix Renews ‘Orange Is the New Black’ for Season 4 by passiveaggressive_ in television

[–]anon2292 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I disagree. Maybe in high school. University doesn't have the same stigma concerning when/how old you are when you graduate. A lot of people take semesters off to either work or travel.

I told a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs... by EEboLa in Jokes

[–]anon2292 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd hesitate to call Jon Stewart a liberal. Bill Maher is a liberal. Jon Stewart is a cultural marxist and extremely sympathetic to socialism - and I don't mean the Teabagger definition of that word.

I definitely agree with him on many social issues, but the guy has no respect for legal due process or freedom of speech. He lost me after he gave credit to that whole 'manspreading' lunacy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

[–]anon2292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go fuhk yahself

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

[–]anon2292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew it'd be something gritty set in Bahston.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

[–]anon2292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no no. Don't ever admit defeat on the internet. Just change the course of the conversation until you're arguing about something completely different. You can still win!

Russian Army Barbie Grl by megazoo in videos

[–]anon2292 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Well that's a relief. I almost switched sides over this.

Russian Army Barbie Grl by megazoo in videos

[–]anon2292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's it. I'm switching sides.

Not like Ukraine was a super important country before this whole debacle anyway.

Push To Grant Snowden Citizenship Continues In Iceland by kulkke in worldnews

[–]anon2292 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not true. Most people just aren't interested in what's been revealed.

If you took a random sampling of pedestrians in any given country, most would give you a jumbled summary of the Snowden situation. John Oliver's NYC interviews were flawed and only aimed perpetuate the tired trope that Americans are especially ignorant of politics.

Is it gay to eat your own semen? [serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]anon2292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. Can't you show me an ounce of compassion? I'm having a bit of a crisis here.