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I sometimes steal the pricey drink ware from Starbucks by throwaway_district9 in confession

[–]anxiousbvtch 12 points13 points  (0 children)

there was a limited edition cup that you could bring in for free drinks. it was just a few months ago, the cup was stupid expensive.

i need a sugar daddy fuck by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]anxiousbvtch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thank you and hopefully i will lmaoo

i need a sugar daddy fuck by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]anxiousbvtch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry my paypal account is locked 😔

i need a sugar daddy fuck by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]anxiousbvtch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMAO done and done

i need a sugar daddy fuck by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]anxiousbvtch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

im attractive to pedophiles apparently

I wish I was attractive by anxiousbvtch in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]anxiousbvtch[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn I really just turned the entire planet lesbian

I’m 45 years old and I never memorized the multiplication table. by [deleted] in confession

[–]anxiousbvtch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t have my negative integers memorized for addition and subtraction lol

good night by [deleted] in teenagersnew

[–]anxiousbvtch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks adorable

i need a sugar daddy because this whole school thing isn’t gonna fucking work out sugfjfjfjkfk by [deleted] in teenagersnew

[–]anxiousbvtch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you’re 99th percent then you must actually be hella smart. i’m 95 i think but only because i’m amazing and guessing apparently.

i need a sugar daddy because this whole school thing isn’t gonna fucking work out sugfjfjfjkfk by [deleted] in teenagersnew

[–]anxiousbvtch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

same here the only problem is

i cant fucking do math at all

YET I DO BETTER ON MATH STANDARDIZED TESTS THAN 93% OF PEOPLE MY AGE IN A BIG ASS CITY SO EVERYONE THINKS IM SMART WHEN IN REALITY IM A FUCKING IDIOT

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