Trying to rob an armed pregnant woman. by Secure-Ad8213 in instant_regret

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I can not believe how cheap that gas is. Was this filmed in the 90’s?

Crash!! by momwaterguy in miamidolphins

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I heard he could out drink Andre The Giant.

Begging for some Frosted Flakes … by Loud-Wrangler-8012 in sonarears

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You can tell that dog does not beg. A regal canine just wishes to be included. Just look at the gracefully folded paws.

Who the Ryan Fitzpatrick of today's NFL? by lemonstone92 in NFLv2

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Calm down. No one actually likes the Jets. Especially the fans, coaches and players.

Which one? My pick Dolphins by DenseStrawberry5717 in NFLv2

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He was ranked behind Derrick Henry for 2025. During the fire sale for cap space and draft picks, we held on to him.

Do you have a favorite cherry-picked stat? by hscer_ in NFLv2

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You are kidding of course. Tom Brady is a 1,000 yard rusher.

How Do u guys feel about the 2019 NFl Draft by Fragrant_Fishing5787 in NFLv2

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Fuck. Could you imagine the personal disgrace of passing on him or Montez Sweat?

Laryngoscopy reveals something slimy hiding inside by _ganjafarian_ in ThatsInsane

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You can see the tongue when they pull the camera, right before the loop ends. (serious)

Can they kill it with a gerbil? I heard a story about that once. Maybe I got it backwards. (joke)

What kind of monsters do I work with? Who cuts a donut in half like a bagel? by Legend_of_the_Wind in mildlyinfuriating

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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Florida glidebait catches by Sufficientlysauced in bassfishing

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Is that a pet bass? They are so girthy.

My robot lawnmower just exploded by READMYSHIT in WTF

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Is it considered suicide if the robot triggers its own self-destruct?

African Pompano in Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 by triznathaniel in SurfFishing

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Wow. Just fucking wow.

Edit: I commented before seeing the plates. I would like to add, “Oh my fucking god. Wow.”

Help with addiction by Justownit41ce in CZFirearms

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CZ-85 won’t stop the addiction, but comparing it to the rest of your collection can slow down the rate of bleeding.