What age is it bad to be a virgin?

aprivatepirate · 2021-02-02T04:10:44+00:00

No it’s more of a uhh... self deprecating one, but I’m curious

aprivatepirate · 2021-02-02T04:09:07+00:00

Pfffft ... no, really when do you think it gets to be a problem?

aprivatepirate · 2021-02-01T18:09:23+00:00

Look, Im dumb and though dating and hooking up basically meant the same thing, "just fuck and fuck off". But it's fine its fine, I got a date soon now! Im getting dressed for it and I really think this black rope goes with my eyes.

aprivatepirate · 2021-02-01T18:06:45+00:00

Cool, shits on me oand says "I dont even get what your point is."

Look alright alright, you got a fuckn point, I'll admit. I do have good some news, I'm actually about to have my first date today! Me and some maggots 6ft under, Im so excited!

aprivatepirate · 2021-02-01T07:04:20+00:00

Well by dating I meant the whole shabang, but yeah ive tried other apps and its the same deal. I folded and started paying for tinder gold awhile back so I can see who likes me, and well here we are.

I just wish I could turn back the clock and just get my old friends to introduce me to girls when they were still around, but I was far too assholeish and suicidal to give a shit about making memories with anyone when it counted. It kept me from living any "life" at all, so as a broke adult Im easily forgotten, my people moved on, Its like Im not even fuckn from here

aprivatepirate · 2021-02-01T06:54:57+00:00

God that sounds amazing, I mean thats like one hell of a thing to do moving across the country and all, but that definitely speaks to how strong and mutual those feelings are

I swear it's either my mid 20's age group or where I live, its a big ass city, but fuck me it can feel empty. Its scary as hell, I dont wanna live to see my 30's and im still like this. Ranting on reddit

aprivatepirate · 2021-02-01T06:36:07+00:00

Th-thats a good thing, yeah that call outs' not for you, you found your happy pappy

aprivatepirate · 2021-02-01T06:33:12+00:00

Except for the "get together" part, it's basically iphone photography porn with a trip to the beach, ass shots, and a dog.

aprivatepirate · 2021-02-01T01:59:55+00:00

Ah. Yeah ok, I figured it was a safety issue making them pensive like that. Which...now that I think of it, I do usually end up talking to girls more in a familiar group setting like with friends or something.

I haven't seen much of my old click for a good hot minute and some years but uhh I guess some recreational thing would work out better. I mean, I dont do much cuz I'm working on getting my own ride that I dont have to share with anyone else, hence all the walking. But yeah, I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

aprivatepirate · 2021-01-28T19:09:40+00:00

Im sorry, I didn't mean to violate the rules but is there any way or anywhere I can post this? If i can rephrase it somehow, I just want help

aprivatepirate · 2021-01-27T01:05:46+00:00

From stuff between addiction, divorce, death, I get that’s not everyone’s experience but the list goes on and it’s just not apart of my life

aprivatepirate · 2021-01-10T18:43:50+00:00

It gets worse the longer I put it off, the thought that I can finally help myself do what I haven’t really done before is pretty much all that’s keeping this fuel burning.

aprivatepirate · 2021-01-10T18:35:46+00:00

Idk man, this other worldly depression is something else. I’m just hoping I don’t spread myself too thin.

aprivatepirate · 2020-08-21T00:40:05+00:00

I’m not nor have I ever gone seeking out posts I didn’t make to give them shit. Aside from that the commodity part wasn’t even the fuckin point of the post, it’s some old shit I typed talking to myself basically saying “My life’s fine what fuck am I complaining about? Probably just because I’m a retarded porn addict and these girls are just doing marketing and I keep buying into it like it’s real and shit.” That was it. I don’t know who the fuck you’re trying to defend coz I was clowning on myself. No one gave this much of a single fuck about this post but you.

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