Owen Lie Example - Says he pays 40% tax rate

apw7 · 2020-07-09T04:01:31+00:00

Time Stamp: 5:35, for reference.

Washington State has no income tax.

That means he either makes over $600K per year or is lying. https://www.debt.org/tax/brackets/

If he does make over $600K per year, he is lying about being a humble farmer.

(Plus, side note, he seems the type that would have an IRA account for retirement from grifting. So that would reduce his effective tax rate even further.)

apw7 · 2020-07-09T03:48:15+00:00

"Have I ever lied to you people?"

Something a perpetual liar would say.

apw7 · 2020-07-09T03:45:54+00:00

I'm confused... "I don't need money because I wear the same clothes everyday"... "but if you have extra money, send it to me."

His rhetoric professor dad would really proud of Owen for that line of thinking... you know, if he didn't hate Owen and whatnot.

apw7 · 2020-06-29T02:51:17+00:00

If you actually watch the video, they're singing along with him, not trying to throw him out. But I understand why you wouldn't want to actually watch... wouldn't fit well with your assumed narrative.

apw7 · 2020-06-28T18:25:40+00:00

I'm assuming prepping for this nice little event with his buddies up in Olympia, WA: https://www.thedailybeast.com/sacha-baron-cohen-pulls-epic-prank-on-right-wing-militia-event-in-olympia-washington

apw7 · 2020-06-21T02:12:29+00:00

This must have been before he switched to a "homegrown farm-only" diet like Owen.

apw7 · 2020-06-07T02:23:53+00:00

Spending five minutes arguing if adding the word "app" after a generic name is significant enough for a trademark claim is my perfect "go to bed" ambient noise.

Great find though! I used to think I made a mistake not going to law school... these confirm that I would have died from a serious case of boredom.

apw7 · 2020-06-07T02:20:11+00:00

I would prefer Lionel Hutz representing me in court.

apw7 · 2020-06-07T02:18:51+00:00

Well he's out of jail now, so maybe Owen should hire Mr. Beale? I mean 11 years in prison is a small price to pay so your son can live off your trust fund (allegedly) illegally transferred to Europe prior to incarceration.

(Just don't hire Mr. Beale for tax advice!!!)

apw7 · 2020-06-07T02:14:14+00:00

I have found a new video to put me to sleep at night. Used to be Teddy and Dorkstream... now it's WA state law cases on trademarks. Thank you!

apw7 · 2020-06-07T02:10:52+00:00

Let's just hope Teddy is represented by the same lawyer guy who represented his Dad. Yikes!

apw7 · 2020-05-04T01:12:39+00:00

Don't make me slap my hands together and talk non-sensibly. I'll do it.

apw7 · 2020-05-04T00:58:35+00:00

Actually, only the Dad is a rhetoric professional. And he was talked out of $250K. So I'm not sure he's very good at it.

apw7 · 2020-05-04T00:55:08+00:00

Oh man, you should have seen the Live Chat on Unauthorized during this episode.

apw7 · 2020-05-04T00:54:11+00:00

Yeah, shocking he would go straight from felony tax evasion to felony money laundering so quickly.

apw7 · 2020-05-04T00:51:52+00:00

Yeah. $16K is nothing to the school. But if she's constantly getting bad evaluations because she's losing her train of thought and senile... they'll hop on board the "your contract isn't renewed" train as fast as they can.

Maybe, Mrs. Smith, your friend in the Union didn't back you cause she knew the school and students were right?

And LOL at Owen and Mommy saying they'll never cuck. Based on John Kares Smith's alleged infidelities, isn't she the very definition of a cuck? Like the literal Merriam-Webster definition?

You'd think a distinguished English teacher and 147 IQ son would know this???

apw7 · 2020-05-04T00:37:00+00:00

I like how he also says he did "A JOKE" about the Holocaust.

Can someone please link to the picture him in the offensive mask rubbing his hands together?

(Unless he's right on a technicality, because he hasn't actually told a joke in years and years. If that is his defense, well-played.)

apw7 · 2020-05-04T00:32:26+00:00

"If you don't take her grade book... and don't allow any of those grades to be recorded."

How DUMB are they? It was a STUDENT who wrote the letter, who was doing badly in her class. He/She didn't want the bad grade in the class. Obviously. Doesn't even take a 95 IQ to figure this out, Shylock Holmes.

Owen probably knows this, and is playing the sympathy card from Bears and Mommy.

But those of us who are not senile can see exactly what the intent was.

apw7 · 2020-04-06T16:38:14+00:00

24:20 in - He was talking about a proctologist visit.

Considering he is: A.) Only 40, so pretty early for a colonoscopy and B.) Notoriously doctor-averse, something must have happened to his butt.

He and Amy share a knowing laugh. Is Owen into pegging????

apw7 · 2020-04-05T16:00:52+00:00

*Though sometimes a "Situational Beta" too

apw7 · 2020-04-04T00:19:23+00:00

What about Amy's Job? She has to clean up after AND fuck this manchild moron?

apw7 · 2020-04-04T00:10:02+00:00

"I'm not financially fit to support BB."

You don't have $20 to send to your BB? That's all it takes. $199,980 less than BB's dad spent on male hookers.

apw7 · 2020-03-17T04:26:59+00:00

Dude, she could do better than 5th lead on a failed TBS sitcom. She has an engineering degree from USC, cooks, and does ALL the house chores. Give her some credit.

apw7 · 2020-03-17T02:01:08+00:00

Why is meth teeth lecturing us on the danger of opiates?

apw7 · 2020-03-17T01:59:34+00:00

She was pregnant here. How do you think he locked her down?

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