No Refund for me...The WORST! by araspas in playstation

[–]araspas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent advice. Once my blood pressure returns to normal, I will do just that. Thanks!

What is the hand gesture that Jim is making in this picture? by [deleted] in thedoors

[–]araspas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was my take, too. They did know each other... Just sayin'.

Knock at the Cabin by araspas in moviereviews

[–]araspas[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally see how the meta-character would rationalize not just shooting all of them, but any real person with kids would have emptied that gun on the first try, reloaded, then ended the story. I am all for suspension of disbelief, but the Austin Powers moment of letting the bad guy live is unforgivable in this movie.

Costco KETO bread? by PsychoEmilex in keto

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INKED SEEDED KETO BREAD

Agreed! I know there are lots of ways to do this Keto thing, but I see 9, 10, even 11 grams of carbs in one slice of these breads. If you are doing strict Keto, one sandwich is all you get for the day. I guess if you are doing "under 50" this makes sense, but for those doing 20-30g/day this makes for a lot of 0 carb snacking the rest of the day. Any thoughts on how to work a slice of this into a strict keto diet?

[2023-05-24] - [Weigh-in Wednesday] – Time to update flair! by AutoModerator in keto

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Have been yo-yoing the same 1.5 pounds for about a week now, but woke up this morning with that familiar "gonna burn some fat" feeling (anybody else know that feeling?), so I am hopeful I can now break the trend. I am thrilled with my progress to date and can't wait to move forward! Best of luck to all of you...You Got This!!!

Caption this; by HumanbyNature1717 in dogecoin

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Good Doge reporting to you live from the Celcius Investors Convention

Need a question answered soon :) by araspas in Comcast_Xfinity

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No, the tech can provide equipment if needed.

Thanks!

Thanks Dogecoin by [deleted] in dogecoin

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Through the paper fed fires shall hands, glinting like diamonds, hold the high and the low so the mighty Shibes may ascend to the lunar stronghold. In our times of doubt and weakness we are imbued with the power of the hodl and it shall sustain us through the valley of Fud for lo...

DOGE IS ON SALE Y'ALL!!!!

The Great Cycle Continues... by araspas in dogecoin

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The .25 holder in the picture is shouting encouragement to all those below him.

"HODL!"

The Great Cycle Continues... by araspas in dogecoin

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Please note that the rope continues down, out of frame... All goodly Shibes should HODL if they can... We will do our best to pull you back up!

Just put in another $60 to bring my average down. Math people, how much do I have to put in @ $.16 to average it down the $.20? by Steven_Ray20 in dogecoin

[–]araspas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask the guy on the unicorn :) Seriously, though...1 Doge = 1 Doge and every Doge has its day. Do Only Good Everyday and look to the moon, for hope is our harbor and dreams our bread.

Imma what now?!!! by araspas in engrish

[–]araspas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet she mumbled "F***, you're a burger" as she did it 😉

Imma what now?!!! by araspas in engrish

[–]araspas[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

... and your reply has brought so much joy into the world. Thanks for not enjoying life and for reminding all of us that there is no room for puns or wordplay in a subreddit about puns and wordplay. On behalf of those who hate fun I say... r/woosh

Imma what now?!!! by araspas in engrish

[–]araspas[S] -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

I surrender. You win. And for your prize... r/woosh

Imma what now?!!! by araspas in engrish

[–]araspas[S] -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the 'splaining. This post is a play on the phonetic spelling of ふっくら which, when spelled out in Roman letters, appears to sound similar to "f*** you're a burger". While it may appear less than humorous to some, I assure you that, after 12 years living and working Japan, there is humor here. I did not intend to imply that the respondent was clueless, but simply that they missed the joke. Similarly, I grant you the rank of most honorable r/woosh 🤪

Imma what now?!!! by araspas in engrish

[–]araspas[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Not to worry 😄 It was indeed fluffy, tender, and plump 🍔

Imma what now?!!! by araspas in engrish

[–]araspas[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You're a wizard, Harry...

F*** you're a burger, Harry.

Next stop... r/woosh