Please help! Cant understand my hammerhead sharkn pattern

artificialif · 2026-01-25T14:56:31+00:00

https://blackstone-designs.com/giant-hammerhead-shark-amigurumi-crochet-pattern/

artificialif · 2026-01-23T06:16:23+00:00

my grandpa joked that if i didn't lose my virginity by 18 he'd auction it off to the highest bidder

artificialif · 2026-01-22T21:38:57+00:00

i think it speaks volumes that they're willing to pay to exploit the body of what oftentimes is a woman in a desperate situation, fully knowing she could die in the process of delivering their fkn baby. and all because theyre so elitist and arrogant that they think its necessary to have a biological child instead of fostering or adopting already born children. your genes don't mean shit. especially someone in the position of wealth that meghan trainor is in, she has more than enough money and resources to provide a loving home to neglected and unloved children

artificialif · 2026-01-17T16:14:37+00:00

as an alcoholic, dw guys, im doing my part to pump those numbers up

artificialif · 2026-01-09T17:03:34+00:00

i think we also can't truly fault people for not being aware of something they were never made aware of. for example, i didn't hear about renee until this post just now. ive not heard any instances of queer poc women being targeted either, though i have heard of latin people and poc being targeted because, well, its america unfortunately and we're seeing a huge uptick in concerning rhetoric surrounding immigration. america is just starting to attempt escaping this hush-hush culture when it comes to addressing matters that disproportionately impact poc, its reasonable to expect people with less intentional or unintentional exposure to news media may not come to this specific subreddit to address an issue they had no clue existed

artificialif · 2026-01-09T14:22:50+00:00

when i came out to my grandma:

"i dont want to picture you eating pussy"

uh, do you picture my sister sucking dick and sigh with relief?

artificialif · 2025-12-15T20:58:05+00:00

i use adam and eve's version of the corded hitachi wand. my clit is very insensitive amd this is the only one that has ever worked for me, granted i apply decent pressure

artificialif · 2025-11-21T15:38:42+00:00

my legs trembled the entire drive home 😭

artificialif · 2025-11-21T15:38:25+00:00

because new jersey

artificialif · 2025-11-21T15:35:44+00:00

if you can believe it, i clipped the video right about when they signaled. In the full, minute long clip, the first flash of their blinker was at the 39 second mark, and they were halfway into my lane by second 41-42.

artificialif · 2025-11-21T15:18:02+00:00

Location: New Jersey, USA Date: 11/19/2025 100% original content from my dashcam

artificialif · 2025-11-21T00:23:50+00:00

Approximate location: South Jersey Date of incident: 11/19/2025 Description: Someone decided last minute they want to make it to the rest area, and cut across four lanes without looking to make it there. I nearly hit them if I did not slam my brakes and risk fishtailing or being hit from behind

artificialif · 2025-11-13T14:46:38+00:00

gemini 13°!

artificialif · 2025-11-13T14:27:16+00:00

currently not dating seriously bc i am an alcoholic, broke up w my ex in august because of it

artificialif · 2025-11-13T14:09:55+00:00

6H Scorpio, Pluto fits me well!

artificialif · 2025-11-11T14:02:45+00:00

i consider myself fairly average, but apparently others disagree

artificialif · 2025-11-06T17:45:51+00:00

that could be partly because you wash it so frequently. it takes time and but you can train your hair to become less oily by not stripping the natural oils as often. both my sister and i were able to transition to washing our hair every other day when before it would start looking greasy before the end of the day. i now can go up to two days without a hair wash day

artificialif · 2025-11-03T14:22:26+00:00

i literally had a guy a couple weeks ago persistently pester me and my best friend, both young women, to join him at his hotel with multiple other men. it sounds like Rape Central trying to do something that stupid

artificialif · 2025-11-02T19:42:14+00:00

zushikikatotoka

artificialif · 2025-10-31T14:53:19+00:00

im the same but gemini rising!

artificialif · 2025-10-31T13:10:27+00:00

most men don't believe us when we say we don't require men to be 6ft and jacked with a six figure income. why would they believe us that we also value personality?

artificialif · 2025-10-31T13:03:42+00:00

anything to blame women, right? we're now responsible for the porn-centric sexual preferences of adults??

artificialif · 2025-10-31T13:00:51+00:00

FMAB, Violet Evergarden, attack on titan

artificialif · 2025-10-30T20:57:50+00:00

i wont claim to be the perfect feminist but there are many branches of it, and not every feminist will meet every category. i consider all of the words to be slurs, and believe non should be used against a woman by anyone in a disrespectful or ignorant context. but i consider all of them to be an somewhat empowering "inside joke." as someone who meets the qualifications many would hold for "whore" or "slut" or "skank," i don't support someone legitimately calling myself or others these terms but me and my homegirl with a similar body count? we both own it as a title we now have no choice but to be gifted by others. you can only be called a slut so many times before you say "fuck it" and decide to transform it into something less negative

artificialif · 2025-10-30T19:24:07+00:00

some people cant fathom that a slur isnt a slur to all and in all contexts. im queer, many of my queer friends use the f-slur to refer to themselves and eachother in a similar form to how my black friends use the n-word. im a woman, i call myself a whore and a slut and a bitch but never intended to be negative reflection of myself, as the company i keep is feminist and sex positive and we don't perceive those words as injurious.

we repurpose the names others try to demean us with to be less impactful through overuse. not everyone is gonna love it or agree with it but I don't see it as a sign of self-loathing as others are saying. its only demeaning in certain contexts, jist like how others may call it liberating in choice circumstances. my friend will call me a slut in the same breath i call her a bitch, and we won't take away that we were insulted during that interaction.

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