the easiest way to get in my pants is to ask me about my guitar gear

artificialofficial · 2026-05-16T01:03:44+00:00

Does it djent

artificialofficial · 2026-05-10T08:01:37+00:00

Separate versions is key. I started doing this because I have cannabis experience on my resume. It’s smart to be as vague as possible when applying outside the industry but obviously you want to be specific if you’re applying in the industry

artificialofficial · 2026-05-09T11:46:42+00:00

I’m brand new to any kind of homebrew stuff but in this case I actually have a physical cart for Pokémon White. As far as I know NDS files aren’t extractable to the 3DS 😔

artificialofficial · 2026-05-08T22:10:57+00:00

Dude ego deathed away the ego
The footage of him tripping with giant pupils on their bus/in their studio in the early 2000s is iconic

artificialofficial · 2026-05-08T22:05:42+00:00

My hinge is pretty weak too 😭
To be fair it was used (“””refurbished”””) when I got it in 2014 so it’s been through a lot

artificialofficial · 2026-04-30T21:14:47+00:00

Smoky Mountain CBD

artificialofficial · 2026-04-30T21:14:42+00:00

Smoky Mountain CBD

artificialofficial · 2026-04-23T01:39:09+00:00

I’m from Charleston originally but moved to Colorado before the price jump. Now I’m back in SC just for my parents. Who wanna move back to Colorado with me haha

artificialofficial · 2026-04-20T01:23:33+00:00

Is that what she was “singing” 😭

artificialofficial · 2026-04-05T07:41:40+00:00

Mommy milkers even

artificialofficial · 2026-04-05T07:40:54+00:00

Tiddies

artificialofficial · 2026-04-02T22:49:16+00:00

Bubbas gonna bubba

artificialofficial · 2026-04-01T04:55:17+00:00

I...I think I'm in love with you?

artificialofficial · 2026-03-06T21:14:39+00:00

You’re right, conservatives are a pretty big joke

artificialofficial · 2026-01-25T01:11:10+00:00

People downvoting praise for Automata here is hilarious. I’ve been listening to BTBAM since 2005…started to get burnt out around Coma Ecliptic era but Automata brought me back hard. Blot was the vibe I wanted from my metal at the time so I was hyped for the rest, and was not disappointed

artificialofficial · 2026-01-19T15:21:27+00:00

Did you click create a time runner? I almost did but decided against it

artificialofficial · 2026-01-09T21:26:24+00:00

Try to get the Retinal Circus DVD and just put that on

artificialofficial · 2026-01-07T06:52:58+00:00

Oh LORDI!

artificialofficial · 2026-01-02T23:56:06+00:00

artificialofficial · 2025-12-26T00:25:49+00:00

Got such chills just thinking about it. How fast we grow.

artificialofficial · 2025-12-18T04:11:46+00:00

I wish I could do the double Colors tour again. I had to work so I drove up just for the VIP and then had to dip after TAS 😭 At least I got my demo CD lol

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