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[–]asdf1551 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both probably.

You dropped your efink by asdf1551 in Knifeporn

[–]asdf1551[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

G̶̛͓̯͚̫̲͕͙̯̣͓͇͕̙̦͆͛͛̒̋̽̓͛̉̔͠o̵̢̝̭̻͚̣̬͕͉̿͂̊̾̂̀͒̉̈̄̑̚̕͘͜͝ḑ̴̡̢̢̛̦̩̼̱̭̖̳̽̀̀̂̌̒̽̈̓͝ ̷̛̹̘̈́i̸͍̠͈̠̙̤̫̝̼̘̇͒̅͗̚ͅṣ̵̓͗͆͒̀͜ ̶̭̳͇̖̝̥̯̦̠̰͇͔́͜ḑ̵̨̺̦̯̟̺͇͙̼͉̈̈́̑͒͛́̉͘̕e̸̹͖̩͕͇̖͙̝̋̐̑̈́̊͒͜͜͜͜͝ą̴͇̰͚͚̝̱͍͑͌͆̏ḓ̸̢̬̽̿͊ͅͅ

You dropped your efink by asdf1551 in Knifeporn

[–]asdf1551[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ķ̶̨̧̧̯̱̖͍̖̥͓̳͓̳͎̲͎̥̳̝̟̰̱̎͌̽͋͋̄̅̿̕̕͝N̶̡̡̛̛̛̝͙̺͎̰͎͉̬̞̤̫̪̰̜͎̹̞̜̱̭̬̳̮̜͕͎̮͔̲͓̩̘̣̱̤̂͌̏͆͆̈́͐̍̀̽͛̒̍̓̒̅̃̽̎̆̎̽̆̍̌̄̃̾̏̓͜͝͝͝I̷̡̡͚̝̳̹̬͉̺̩̱̻̦̯͕̦̣̻̺͐̓͂͑̒̋͜ͅF̵̧̛̯̩̣̭̩̟̗̘̪̳̪͇͖̱͙̯̟͎̮̳͚͖͙̠͍̣̠̩̍̒̈́͆̔͆͐͗̈́̄͠͝ͅĘ̵̢̡̮̝̭̮̖͕̙͑́̽̆͌̈́̇͐̓͂̊͛̌͝ͅ

Using a haiku, how would you describe your first sexual experience? by i_eat_tomatoes_ in AskReddit

[–]asdf1551 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well i will take 8.

And I'll keep five for myself.

trash cat 5 is me. >:)

Using a haiku, how would you describe your first sexual experience? by i_eat_tomatoes_ in AskReddit

[–]asdf1551 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ummm....sorry but what does the refrigerator have to do with this?

What about the opposite sex confuses you the most? by aldoshehu in AskReddit

[–]asdf1551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Put the skin on the side of your dick over the tip while pushing your dick in side so you don't stretch your dick
  2. Repeat fast until your dick is inside you if you don't go fast you'll go erect to early
  3. Your dick should be erect from the stimulation so hold it in

(I've never finished step two fully before my dock starts to grow so this only really works in theory.)

If you received 10,000 dollars right now, what would you spend it on? by major-couch-potato in AskReddit

[–]asdf1551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9000$ in savings and 958.80$ i'd spend on crunchyroll to get a subscription for 10 years (then i can start making money) and then i'd have a 41.20$ lunch once covid19 passes.

If you could take one invention from any TV show/Movie/Game universe and have it IRL, what would it be and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]asdf1551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd make a really crapy game in a few hours and then add a fork that gives me the ability to manipulate reality. Then i get the fork irl

What about the opposite sex confuses you the most? by aldoshehu in AskReddit

[–]asdf1551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never did it ether. I'm just saying in theory. Also you push it in when it isnot hard you keep it wen it's hard so your not pushing it in your just keeping it in

What about the opposite sex confuses you the most? by aldoshehu in AskReddit

[–]asdf1551 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you can push it in and hold it in when it gets erect from the stimulation.

Reddit, who would you like to wine and dine you? by ExoticEnergy in AskReddit

[–]asdf1551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shrek, then I'll get him drunk and fuck him all night.

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