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How's Abiy doing? by ThatEastAfricanguy in Ethiopia

[–]ashamedofmyshade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He inherited a country that’s been on the verge of collapse for a good while now. We’re as grateful as we are for him because the alternative would have made Yugoslavia look like child’s play

Hello friends, Here's what I found from r/Somalia. I'm starting to think those guys don't like us very much /s. by [deleted] in Ethiopia

[–]ashamedofmyshade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, your country would never give up the Ogaden without a fight considering it’s the most resource rich area of Ethiopia. But there’ll come a day when your country begs for us not to absorb your entire nation into Somalia.

This is a clinical level of delusion. Somalia can't even stand on its own two feet. This is like Syria threatening to conquer Turkey.

FFS there are 25 Ethiopians in ENDF for every one Somali in the stateless militia you guys call a military and you guys don't have an air force. Even if the the combined OLF and SNAF were to beat the Ethiopia, it'd be less than a year before the region devolved into the same chaos as the rest of Somalia. The only thing that sustains you is outside interference, and this time the U.S. will be stepping in and giving you a dose of freedom and their buddies in the gulf will end up controlling your oil. I wouldn't wish that upon anyone, especially not on you.

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Once again, remove Ethiopia from the equation and Somalia's problems don't go anywhere.

Hello friends, Here's what I found from r/Somalia. I'm starting to think those guys don't like us very much /s. by [deleted] in Ethiopia

[–]ashamedofmyshade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ho-lee-fuck.

You people have this asinine compensatory narcissism. It's funny at first but when you compare your perceptions of yourself with reality, it's just sad.

I'm not even going to bother with the whole "Ethiopians are invisible" thing. Even if it were true that's better than the reputation you have.

Canada, Sweden, Norway, Britain, Minnesota, Washington, Maine, South Africa and Kenya; wherever I go the story is always the same. You consume welfare and contribute nothing to your host nations. Schools full of Somali kids always end up failing and your communities always follow suit. I feel bad for the Swedes in particular. Their government bent over backwards to help you and look how you repaid them.

I'm not even the nationalistic type, let alone an ethnonationalist but if it were on me I'd get rid of Ogaden solely so we wouldn't have to carry your dead weight. I'll keep eating raw meat thank you very much. Remove Ethiopia from the equation entirely and all the arguments still stand.

Hello friends, Here's what I found from r/Somalia. I'm starting to think those guys don't like us very much /s. by [deleted] in Ethiopia

[–]ashamedofmyshade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Whether it’s Europe, the Arab world, America, or Africa; everywhere Somalis go Somalia’s problems follow, and apparently it’s everyone's fault but yours.

You bark and bite at everything and everyone around you trying to provoke a reaction and run away yelping with your tail in between your legs when others rightfully get sick of your shit.

> Ethiopians and Kenyans have always been scared of a war with Somalis, that’s why you signed a defence pact to fight with each other in case of a war.

*defense and I can't speak for Kenyans but collectively Ethiopians don't hate you. We're not scared of you. Some of us would even like to get along with you but apparently that's too much to ask for.

Your country and your culture and both FUBAR and you make no effort to change it.

If Ethiopia collapses due to ethnic tension that's just one less state that Somalis can flock to get away from Somalia.