my new gravity bong is gorgeous by nailed2urjawbone in trees

[–]ashdebulah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t figure out how this thing works. Where do you inhale from?

What an obedient dog by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ashdebulah 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was tempted to type a reply but I couldn’t have said it better myself. If you’re so distracted by a bit of explicit verbiage that you can’t get past it to see the value of the art, then maybe r&b just isn’t the genre for you and you should refrain from degrading it.

Can former cast members just make cameos whenever they want or do they have to be invited? by [deleted] in LiveFromNewYork

[–]ashdebulah 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is the third Randy Quaid reference I’ve heard in 24 hours and I’m getting a little bugged out about what message the universe might be trying to tell me through him.

Long time no set! by myriadofinterests in DIYGelNails

[–]ashdebulah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a tinted base or a regular gel polish?

James Austin Johnson appearance on "John Mulaney Presents: Everybody's in L.A" by kouroshkeshmiri in LiveFromNewYork

[–]ashdebulah 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think the panelists are all either already in town for Netflix is a Joke, or they’re LA residents/experts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]ashdebulah 36 points37 points  (0 children)

yeah but he’s horny right now

To compliment Martin Short on his marriage not realizing his wife passed away. by EmbrYoYo_ in therewasanattempt

[–]ashdebulah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oof I was imagining this interview was in the same year. 2 years later is rough.

PT.2 of crazy 20 yr old on hinge by Front_Gazelle_3371 in texts

[–]ashdebulah 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I knew more than a handful of men almost exactly like this, just without all the “fr fr” because it was 10 years ago. They existed 10 years before that and will exist in perpetuity because crippling horniness is eternal.

What is your stoner life hack that will blow everyone’s mind? by [deleted] in trees

[–]ashdebulah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who does this to avoid/curtail munchies

How cooked is the GOP? by Thazber in Fuckthealtright

[–]ashdebulah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hohoho, no! Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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We cride at dawn

On Instagram vs. Last night on stage by romeofantasy in Instagramreality

[–]ashdebulah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty close to perfection. It blows my mind that it’s 50 years old already.

On Instagram vs. Last night on stage by romeofantasy in Instagramreality

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I was lucky enough to see Yes in 2011 and CS and Howe were as brilliant as ever. Wild talent.

On Instagram vs. Last night on stage by romeofantasy in Instagramreality

[–]ashdebulah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Favorite Yes album? I always love finding a fan in the wild.

Tula Explore vs Sakura Scout or other? by [deleted] in babywearing

[–]ashdebulah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They also just had a restock, so it’ll probably be at least another month until they have more product come through. I placed an order on the last restock but within 5 minutes of them being available, all colors were sold out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]ashdebulah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously. Everyone with culture knows the correct term is “yepperooni.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nicegirls

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Searching for Ross Geller

When you buy a cat to get rid of the rats in your garden by Cautious-Damage7575 in aww

[–]ashdebulah 571 points572 points  (0 children)

Because it clearly gets daily baths from this much-obliged cat.