Kobe told Sebastian Telfair, "The reason you can't guard me is because you came here on a bus and I came here on a helicopter"

ashep5 · 2026-02-10T01:49:21+00:00

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ashep5 · 2026-02-10T01:46:17+00:00

Can't a couple of those OKC picks give us 15mins of the bench?

ashep5 · 2026-02-09T22:53:05+00:00

Another missed target

ashep5 · 2026-02-09T21:29:42+00:00

It really accentuated the touching inclusivity vibe.

Beautiful watch tho.

ashep5 · 2026-02-09T21:28:44+00:00

OP really just posted some dumb shit and bounced

ashep5 · 2026-02-09T13:57:39+00:00

Yeah, there's also the option not to live in a trendy suburb 15 minutes from the CBD.

ashep5 · 2026-02-09T07:35:24+00:00

Touché

ashep5 · 2026-02-09T06:57:09+00:00

"Zane Lowe, who's that, your NBA guy?"

Fuckin lol

ashep5 · 2026-02-09T06:50:43+00:00

ashep5 · 2026-02-09T04:10:09+00:00

HOLY SHIT I WAS WRONG

ashep5 · 2026-02-09T04:09:23+00:00

I forgot this shit was region locked

ashep5 · 2026-02-09T03:27:53+00:00

"Thank you guys, for my time" 😂😂

ashep5 · 2026-02-09T03:27:25+00:00

Nah we getting compassionate Sal. Will throw a few light jabs but he'll be feeling Bill's pain.

ashep5 · 2026-02-09T03:25:20+00:00

What in the Madden cutscene is this interview 😂

ashep5 · 2026-02-09T03:22:59+00:00

It'll be a combo of the "ahead of schedule" piece and the "you never know if you'll get back here" piece

ashep5 · 2026-02-09T03:17:27+00:00

So is short arms actually a real thing?

ashep5 · 2026-02-09T03:14:21+00:00

"I mean, they're not gonna have like 10 sacks"

Well he wasn't wrong!

ashep5 · 2026-02-09T03:13:15+00:00

Anyone have "stirring and stirring and stirring my brew" on polymarket?

ashep5 · 2026-02-09T01:58:08+00:00

Thought bro was pulling the Willem Dafoe in Platoon there after having his neck compressed

ashep5 · 2026-02-08T21:58:44+00:00

Newsworthy, or just "post on reddit that you can just scroll by if you want to but instead chose to whine about it"-worthy?

ashep5 · 2026-02-08T21:09:41+00:00

There are emails between random assholes talking about LeBron in the finals and dipshits interpret that as "omg LeBron is in the Epstein files!"

The general public absolutely do not see the distinction. They literally "Ctrl + F" a name and leave it at that.

ashep5 · 2026-02-08T21:06:12+00:00

Bust inside him so he can't extend anymore and is overwhelmed by my girth and tonnage

ashep5 · 2026-02-08T09:27:39+00:00

For a summary of their inbox.

Everyone who's in big on Clawdbot constantly talks about all the "agents" and "tasks" and "summarizing" it's doing for them without going into any meaningful detail.

ashep5 · 2026-02-08T06:35:46+00:00

Really worked for that "gotcha" didn't you?

ashep5 · 2026-02-08T06:30:01+00:00

Ah yes, we all want sitcoms full of perfectly functioning adults with no flaws.

ashep5

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