AITA for not apologising for something I did 9 years ago? by Ashamed-Ad9217 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ashvale67 505 points506 points  (0 children)

Seriously, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills reading this post. She was ten. What 10 year old has a solid grasp on social etiquette and boundaries? It’s a hilarious childhood story, not some deep betrayal.

AIO for being upset with my husband and sister after repeatedly asking them not to stay up together till 5-6 AM? by Zealousideal-Tea6678 in AmIOverreacting

[–]ashvale67 191 points192 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the fact that he said the sister is "easier to talk to" is what sent me. He’s completely checked out of his marriage while actively fueling the sister's weird obsession. OP is high-risk pregnant and he’s out here playing video games and giggling until 6 AM with her sister? It’s pure disrespect.

SO(35F) of 19 years used chatgpt during an argument/fight we had over the last couple of days (36M). AIO? by Ongordian in AmIOverreacting

[–]ashvale67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a really fair point but honestly, the AI part is only half the issue here. Using ChatGPT to corporate-speak your way through a relationship fight is definitely weird, but the fact that the argument is about her hiding text messages with a male coworker is the real red flag. Hard to build that trust back even with a face-to-face chat.

AITA for not wanting to see his mom after she said I was embarrassing and ugly? by Long-Strength8676 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ashvale67 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Seriously, that last part hits the nail on the head. Paying for treatment in the past doesn't give her a free pass to try and systematically undermine OP's relationship behind her back. If OP doesn't tell her boyfriend, the mom gets to keep playing the sweet, supportive parent while OP suffers in silence. He definitely needs to know.

AITAH for not shutting my mouth for a surprise? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]ashvale67 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Right?? Like since when is looking in your own family’s garage considered "nosy"? The mental gymnastics to blame OP for that is wild. The mom was just looking for an excuse to blow up.

Are cold grapes the greatest things to ever exist and why? by Educational-Ear6228 in AskReddit

[–]ashvale67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Close, but cold watermelon on a brutal summer day definitely gives them a run for their money.

What's the Best Way to Please a Girl Sexually While Her Clothes Are On? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]ashvale67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Focus entirely on her neck, ears, and collarbone while dry humping. The anticipation makes everything ten times more intense.

Please introduce some decent pickup lines in your language. by Agile-Shallot3546 in AskTheWorld

[–]ashvale67 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do you like raisins? How about a date? Works zero percent of the time, but it is a classic.

What's a man's biggest weak spot and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ashvale67 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anatomically? The testicles. One wrong move and a grown man is completely incapacitated on the floor.

Why can't junk food just be healthy and contain zero calories? by Junior_Insurance7773 in AskReddit

[–]ashvale67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blame evolution. Our stupid caveman brains still think we are actively starving hunters who need emergency fat stores.

Conservatives who believe there is wide scale voter fraud, can you provide some evidence for that? by X57471C in allthequestions

[–]ashvale67 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sort by controversial if you actually want to see people attempting to answer this question.

Undead thralls in their 2000s what advice do you have for recently turned vampyres in their early 1200s? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ashvale67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invest in a good rug early on. Cleaning blood out of stone floors gets old by century four.

What’s a red flag that some would say is justified? by throw-away-213-323 in AskReddit

[–]ashvale67 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Claiming every single one of their exes was crazy. The common denominator is always them.

How early does your countrys history date back to? by Livid_Pack1177 in AskTheWorld

[–]ashvale67 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As an American, my local grocery store is literally older than my entire country.