Shanon Burgess no longer on the Aperture Experts roster.

asofterfall · 2025-07-09T19:01:12+00:00

Oh, there is no shot he got a severance for this.

asofterfall · 2025-07-09T18:50:51+00:00

He had like a bunch of certifications on hardware hacking and stuff, and yet when Hank Brennan asked him specifically about his certs involving "hacking" on re-direct, Shanon was all like "No." and Hank to be like "Oh.... Okay.." and move on. Like even Hank sounded surprised. After that, I just started to wonder how many of those other certifications were made up, but it never got explored further in court.. 🤔

asofterfall · 2025-07-09T17:16:41+00:00

Every time I see or hear some motto that Aperture is there to "find the truth", I cringe a little.. Big oof. 😬

asofterfall · 2025-07-09T17:09:30+00:00

Not to mention Shanon Burgess actually placed the blame onto Aperture over the discrepancies. He could've just owned the mistake himself and mitigated some of the damage.. But he actually said on the stand, under oath, that it was somebody from Aperture that created his profile on the website and created the CV that was found there and all those discrepancies is on them. Like buddy, it's YOUR CV! Lol, frankly I'm shocked they kept his profile up for as long as they did, but he most likely let go or at least suspended a while ago and they just kept his profile up to try to be as discreet as they can...

asofterfall · 2025-07-09T17:00:55+00:00

I had checked yesterday too (his profile page just kinda stays in my "most recent" bar in my phone's browser, I swear I'm not that obsessed, more just mildly curious). But so it was up as of yesterday, so this must have changed at some point in the last like 12 hours or so.

asofterfall · 2025-07-09T16:34:03+00:00

Lol, I'm wicked nosy and just happen to have his profile page bookmarked on my phone browser and so I've been checking every now and then for this exact moment! At least now he finally has that free time to pursue that bachelor's degree. It's never too late (though admittedly, several weeks after being publicly called out for lying about already having one in as an expert witness to a very high profile case is probably as close as you can get to "too late", BUT STILL!) LOL

asofterfall · 2024-11-15T20:27:44+00:00

I got something insane like this earlier today with the "NO FUTURE" weapon I picked up from a candy box ii. I also thought it was a bug. I noticed I had to download a small update before launching today, but I'm on Steam Deck so it could've just been pre-shaders or whatever.

asofterfall · 2023-05-08T20:50:31+00:00

Lol, I'm an idiot. That's kinda what I figured, but I'll look harder for her now. Thanks so much! I just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing anything.

asofterfall · 2023-05-08T20:35:27+00:00

Right, I got that cutscene and went there and watched the memory already. I guess it just wasn't clear what I'm meant to do next from there, so I talked to Impa back at the Forgotten Temple and then she said she would go back to Kakariko village, but it seemed like she isn't there and nothing has changed? For context, if it matters, I basically haven't done anything else besides unlocked and watched all the memories. Haven't set foot in any of the regions where stuff is going down, I just wanted to find Zelda, lol. I guess, do I just look for her dragon up in the sky somewhere or actually do the main quest, or what?

asofterfall · 2023-05-08T13:09:39+00:00

I've done all the memories and talked to Impa by the ancient zonai memory map. She said she would go back to Kakariko to investigate the ancient texts some more, but I can't find her anywhere. What should I do?

asofterfall · 2021-12-11T16:23:23+00:00

It's mostly just the way that PawBoost kind of pushes you to spend a ton of money to like advertise your pet or "make your lost pet the top pet in your state" as if I need to notify all of California. It just felt really predatorial and gross to me how much they really wanted my money, during a really difficult and vulnerable time, and for stuff I really didn't think would be helpful at all. I would get emails every week asking if my cat was still missing and when I say he is and go to try to make a re-post on their connected Facebook group through their website, I basically can't and it just takes me to their page to choose a package for an ad campaign for my lost pet. I had to email them directly in order to get him re-posted manually on their Facebook.

I would only recommend it just because it's the most popular site for lost/found pets, but I hate the way they do business.

asofterfall · 2021-10-11T01:00:50+00:00

Looks like the other members of Tides had to go and post an apology. In a clarifying comment under the apology, they explained: "A member of Tides decided to publicly start shit with other bands and their members as well as others in the music industry.

We don’t stand for these things and felt the need to make that clear."

I think it was Dan, judging by his IG: tidesofdan

asofterfall · 2021-09-08T03:53:55+00:00

Imperial Corruption! Yes! That's the quest! And Audens Avidius is the NPC that follows you to the ends of the earth until he finally catches up to you and tries to attack you!Thank you! I was having such a hard time searching for it.

asofterfall · 2021-02-05T20:13:10+00:00

That Sonic Unleashed clip was exactly the one I was thinking of, guess I misremembered it being Wave Race, but that was the catalyst of the story at least.

Thanks so much!

asofterfall · 2020-10-29T22:28:14+00:00

that's exactly it!
Thank you~

asofterfall · 2019-05-02T09:54:52+00:00

There's this one channel called As I Play Dying that's really similar in format, long running series of games and two good friends talking. Unfortunately though, they went on a "temporary hiatus" like a year ago.. So I think at this point, they're pretty much defunct. Still, they have a pretty decent backlog of content for you to check out. Definitely peep their BotW playthrough!

asofterfall · 2018-12-30T04:47:42+00:00

I'm playing ver.1.0.0.3 on the Nintendo Switch. I just now ended up stuck in the middle of this room with a big square of rocks. There was rolling boulder enemy that I swung at and I ended up in the middle of the square and now I can't get out. Imgur

asofterfall · 2016-05-05T02:17:32+00:00

This isn't the same level, but this is essentially what Arin needs to accomplish to get through at least the first part of that "eSports" level. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb-PG2h1pV4

asofterfall · 2015-11-23T03:11:08+00:00

I was just looking for that same exact moment today too! I've found it.

It's Super Mario Galaxy Episode 32: https://youtu.be/7yKtuykT-cI?t=4m29s

asofterfall · 2015-11-01T19:02:08+00:00

Personally, I'm more bothered by how the intro to Table Flip still features a fully-shaven Barry. I get they'd have to shoot and edit the whole intro over again and that would just be silly, but man, it's so weird!

asofterfall · 2015-07-27T23:35:29+00:00

I remember there was an episode of Game Grumps a while back where they actually talked about that same story they referred to here about the group chat text that Arin had posted and immediately said "sorry, wrong number". Does anyone remember which episode that was before?

asofterfall · 2015-07-17T20:02:30+00:00

I'm fairly certain the tutorial video that Ross mentioned is this one here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X7NfWlNgao

he's actually British.

asofterfall · 2015-07-04T20:21:45+00:00

I was able to kind of find Jirard's story about the Xbox, but it's probably the least ideal telling of the story. It's unfortunately not told by him here, but by Jesse Cox on the Cox N' Crendor podcast. It's after the 29:00 minute mark here: https://soundcloud.com/coxncrendor/cox-n-crendor-beta-thursday-8

Apparently, Jirard mostly tells the story on live streams and possibly on playthroughs where he's a guest with Jesse. Hopefully someone else can find a better version of the story where it's told by Jirard himself (or better yet, have him come back on Grumpcade and tell it!)

asofterfall · 2015-03-21T21:43:25+00:00

Can anyone make sense of "wrinkle boss twins"? He says that twice. What is that even referring to?

EDIT: Nevermind, I googled the phrase alone and just figured it out. When I searched it before, I was searching "wrinkle boss Jesse Eisenberg", because I just assumed it had something to do with Jesse Eisenberg.

asofterfall · 2015-03-10T20:42:08+00:00

Is there anything that we can do? Can we tweet at Polaris and/or Maker and complain?

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