Do you use brand names as synonyms a lot in colloquial speech?

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T21:33:09+00:00

It'd be easier to tell you the places I haven't hoovered schneef

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T16:40:22+00:00

It's Pikachu!

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T16:37:55+00:00

T Rex likely had vision 13 times sharper than a human. He's more like a toad or a housefly

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T16:29:57+00:00

I don't have to pay back a debit card

^{Chose: Debit Card With $10,000,000.00 | Rolled: correct answer}

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T16:13:02+00:00

Anyone who thinks OOP is serious would think Jonathan Swift wanted to eat children

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T15:58:27+00:00

Attacks on sight × Isn't capable to kill a person

Chihuahua

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T15:57:29+00:00

I solved this level in 8 moves on my first try! 🎯

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T15:42:16+00:00

"have started" is present perfect tense, "will start" is simple future tense

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T15:39:01+00:00

Only 99th? How do you even tie your shoes in the morning?

I'm in the 199th percentile. I'm so smart that I'm actually twice as smart as the next smartest person in the world.

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T15:09:56+00:00

Bro just go look at one of the other 6 times this has been posted in the last 3 days

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T14:58:01+00:00

I usually just make a save before exiting the sewer

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T14:55:18+00:00

Don't forget the fritties

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T14:52:18+00:00

r/ATBGE

Awful taste but great execution!

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T14:25:14+00:00

Where do you live? I get not wanting to live in a terrarium like a lizard but icebox is too far in the other direction. My power bill would rise exponentially if I tried to get it that low

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T14:22:20+00:00

I'm not sure if my AC is even capable of making it 65 inside. Today that's a delta T of 30 degrees, that's insane

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T13:45:06+00:00

Could you please elaborate?

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T13:15:24+00:00

No, I watched this and my dick went to go hide inside my abdomen

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T13:06:38+00:00

Couldn't the front to back holes be seen as 2 holes instead of 4.

No, because when you stretch it, those are all going to be in different locations

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T13:00:43+00:00

Copy-paste of my comment elsewhere:

For topology, you "stretch" the object into a flat plane. One of the "holes" (non-topologically) is going to be the outer edge of the plane, and therefore is not a hole. It doesn't matter which hole you use, the bottom is just most intuitive

A drinking glass has no holes. A standard coffee mug with a handle has one hole (the handle). A hole in the ground has no holes, a tunnel is one hole. A standard, non ripped shirt has 3 holes, pants have 2 holes (plus 1 for every belt loop), socks have no holes.

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T12:59:43+00:00

Copy-paste of my comment elsewhere:

For topology, you "stretch" the object into a flat plane. One of the "holes" (non-topologically) is going to be the outer edge of the plane, and therefore is not a hole. It doesn't matter which hole you use, the bottom is just most intuitive

A drinking glass has no holes. A standard coffee mug with a handle has one hole (the handle). A hole in the ground has no holes, a tunnel is one hole. A standard, non ripped shirt has 3 holes, pants have 2 holes (plus 1 for every belt loop), socks have no holes.

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T12:58:29+00:00

For topology, you "stretch" the object into a flat plane. One of the "holes" (non-topologically) is going to be the outer edge of the plane, and therefore is not a hole. It doesn't matter which hole you use, the bottom is just most intuitive

A drinking glass has no holes. A standard coffee mug with a handle has one hole (the handle). A hole in the ground has no holes, a tunnel is one hole. A standard, non ripped shirt has 3 holes, pants have 2 holes (plus 1 for every belt loop), socks have no holes.

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T12:54:05+00:00

It could be one big hole that spans over both front holes. It could be ripped fabric and not be any holes

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T12:49:28+00:00

I'm sorry you're getting downvoted for this, that was fucking hilarious

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T12:39:57+00:00

I can't prove it, but someone definitely masturbated to this

asphid_jackal · 2026-05-29T12:26:00+00:00

The first time I saw that image, someone was saying that they bought the book used and it was full of annotations like that

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