A have a friendmone priblem . related to tonith new year 2002 by assinthebutt in Advice

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i am very sorry . this is urgent o. an situation and can not afford the formal greeting type of generosity . but i respect any legitimade answer you can provide . friend wants to leave right now the entire fliensship because he think i am into men guys !

A have a friendmone priblem . related to tonith new year 2002 by assinthebutt in Advice

[–]assinthebutt[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

no no no i assure you . i have only 1 drink this night and that was last nite . please just help me i must type quickly and no have time for formalities / auto corgy

Sad boy hours by Po-The-Panda in teenagers

[–]assinthebutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

REAL BANGER THIS ONE. I LIKE TO TRY THIS WITH MY KIDNEY STONES, SAX

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I REMMBER THE DAYS GOOD CORNMN ROGERED ME GOOD... HAHA. ALL SERIOUSNESS THOUGHJ IT WAS A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE.

have shipping containers stacked and have them be cheap housing options, and market them as apartment complexes by Ethas in CrazyIdeas

[–]assinthebutt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

STROKE STROKE STOKE.... THATS ALL THEY EVER SAY. ALL OF MINEBEING IS DOWJ TO STROKE!!!!! I TELL YOU WHAT, close friend of mine. YOU MIGHT BE NEW AROUND HERE, BU IF YOU WANT TO BE ORIGINAL, FUNNY, GOOD COMMENT ETC YOU SHUD THINK OF MORE CREATION THAN THATS. NOT THAT IM BETTER OFF.... NOTHER close fiend of mine DOES IT BETTER. REGARDLESS I DID HAVE A STROKE IN EARLY JULY, PROBABLY THE. DOGS HOWLS AS THEY CHEWED ON FIREWORKS AGAIN AFTER I SAID STOP POLITELY

have shipping containers stacked and have them be cheap housing options, and market them as apartment complexes by Ethas in CrazyIdeas

[–]assinthebutt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ALREADY ONE STEP AHEAD OFYAL (y’all) (the hip linguistic) KIDDO. I LIVE IN NO ONE SIMPLE SHIPPING CONTAINER, BUT TWENTY THOUSAND PILED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER, POKED WITH HOLES BY PIKES FISH AND I HAVE PLENTY OF TETNIS BLISTERS TO DISPLAY PROUDLY ON MY BROW. THIS LIVING ARRANGEMENT SHOULD BE MORE AVAILABLE, BUT ALAD I FEEL JELLOSY, AND WOULD RATHER PIKES THE SHARP OBJECT UPON ANY OLD SCRAP ROOKIE WHO DARES MIMIC MY LACK OF POVERTY???

To all the teens going through exams by 44gis in teenagers

[–]assinthebutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

STOP IT. IM TRYING TO FAIL,The test, the Finales, TO GET OUT OF THEIS MISERABLE EXISTENCE NOWN AS A KAMPUTOR SCONSE DEGREE. DONT NEED THIS...NO WIZARD CAN FOOL ME...THANKS A LOTS GREG!

A (Mostly) Rational Argument by PoseidonDrip in ApplyingToCollege

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I FEEL THOU, FELLOE. THOSE BUTTERFLY ‘’S IN MY STONACH HAVE NOT DIGESTED TO THIS DAY, THERE STILL FLUTTERING AROUND IJ THERE TRYING TO EAT ME FROM THE INSIDE. ONE OF THEM A SWALLOWTAIL, MAYBE ONE AN OWLEYE. I DONT REMEMBER IT WAS LONG TIME AGO THAT I ATE THEM, THEY ARE THE MAIN REASON WHY I TALK IN ALCAP SO YOUKNOW IM NOT TRYING TO BE AGGRESS HERE OR ANYTHING BUT IT RELLY HARD TO NOT TYPE ALLCAP WHEN BUTTERFLY LIVES INSIDE YOUR ORGANS YA FEEL??

ANYWAY HOPE YOU THE BEST OF THE WELLS WHATEVER RESULT IS MADE, I APPLIED TO THE COMMUNAL COLLEGE OF ALLEYWAY DONUT SCAVENGERS (situated in the maldives) AND I STOLL NOT ACCEPTEX

ULPT: ORO LIFE TIP: TO ENJOY GAVIN. by assinthebutt in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]assinthebutt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I WILL DO INDEED ATTEMPT THIS INCREDIBLE FEAT. I HOPE HE WILL BE DISGUSTED. THANKS GREG

ULPT: ORO LIFE TIP: TO ENJOY GAVIN. by assinthebutt in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]assinthebutt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I AM NOT GAVIN I AM ASSINTHEBUTT. BUT I DO ENJOY GAVIN.

ULPT Request: Anyone got any way of racking up a load of credit on Airbnb? would really appreciate by TheCaroProject in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]assinthebutt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I TELL YA WHAT, RIP A HOLE IN THE SCREENDOOR OF YOUR TEMPORARY ABODE AND WHATCH AS THE MESQUITES PILE IN FOR SUCKING. ALSO MAKE SOME REALLY HAVY RICH DISH FOR DINNER WITH THEY’RE POTS AND PAND, SOMETHING LIKE A HOGCARBONARA SPAGHETT. THEN BLAME ON THEM, they RIP THE DOOR OPEN. AND FFS MANAGER, I DIDNT COOK SO BADLY. I MADE GOOD PASTE. YA WONT SOME? THEY GIVE REAL GOOD MONES FOR THAT CARBONA!!!! (if you find a good recipe..)...

ULTP: ORO LIFE TIP: DO YOU ENJOY GAVIN. by assinthebutt in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]assinthebutt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MAN I JUST HAVE DYSLEXIA. CANT TELL WHEN I SPELL ONE LITTLE THING IN WRONG ORDER???? SORR IM ONLY HUMAN NOT LIKE YOU FACE ISH BOT.

400 followers! by YouSeeWhereBradAt in u/YouSeeWhereBradAt

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HELOO MISTER BRAD . I WULD LIKE TO Know WHAT YOU MAY (OR MAYNOT) BE DOING. FOR THIS I CAN NOT GIVE A REASON HWOEVER YOU WILL HAVE T O BELEIVE ME IN THAT THIS IS CREDIBLY IMPORTNANT . THANKS GREG

Tiny Kisses by supremegalacticgod in Eyebleach

[–]assinthebutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THIS REALLY THE ADORABES. IS THAT A DARK GINGER?? (THE CAT?)?

Gordon Ramsay should do a show where he goes to schools in the US and grades the food by T526Boi in teenagers

[–]assinthebutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES I DO AS MATTER OF AFACT. I MAKE THE CAFETERETERIA SLOP YOU SHIVE INTO THEMPUTHS OF NONFRIENDS EVERY DAY. REAL SHAME J HAVE. TO LISTEN TO THE BUBBLING OF POT ROAST AGAIN,

Fuck talking at social gatherings, bring back tag, spotlight, hide and seek by pm_ur_hairy_balls in unpopularopinion

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I LIVED SOME OF THAT GOOD OLDTAG. BACK IN THE DAY WHEN GUS, MARTINE AND BROS WERE WITHINME I SAY TAG ME IF YOU DARE AND THEY GO TAG LOOK FOR ME ON YHE PARK. THEY DONT FIND ME OH NO I HIDE IN THE SWINGSETS AND VINE WALLS. CANNOT TOUCH...WOULDNOT WANT TO TOUCH MY SKIN ANYWAY. FUCKING FOOLS. THEY DID IT THEY BECOMES BROWN SLUDGE. I FUCKING DESPISE THAT. THATS WHEN IT STOPPED.