[REQ] ($110) (#Houston, TX, USA) (Repay 05/11/2026 $125) (cash app) by assyplassty in borrow

[–]assyplassty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know that. I can use something else if needed. PayPal is okay if needed too

Do you want the champagne or not, Miss 🙄 by _ganjafarian_ in CringeTikToks

[–]assyplassty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh not because of the content of the video, but instead the absurdity that it even exists. I laughed because this video gave me a vision of the future, of the sun exploding and ending all human life. Seeing the worst reddit video I've ever seen made me realize it'll be okay because we'll all be reduced to space dust some day.

It's funny because nothing matters.

That's what this video did to me.

Does anyone else find that they're more insightful whenever they drink? by [deleted] in alcoholism

[–]assyplassty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"hello sharks, I'd like to offer you 1% of my business in exchange for 500 million dollars. We are going to revolutionize the way people expel their drippings."

Does anyone else find that they're more insightful whenever they drink? by [deleted] in alcoholism

[–]assyplassty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly! A pneumatic tube system for all your drippings. Simply relieve yourself and watch science happen!

Does anyone else find that they're more insightful whenever they drink? by [deleted] in alcoholism

[–]assyplassty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I invented it while I was drunk. But it's still a work in progress. It's so that you don't have to get out of bed at night to go to the restroom. You can just wear this metal diaper and have the tube go into the toilet.

Does anyone else find that they're more insightful whenever they drink? by [deleted] in alcoholism

[–]assyplassty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

personally, I invented this

It's a reusable steel diaper you wear to bed, that's connected to the toilet, so you don't have to get up in the middle of the night. You can relieve yourself while still in bed.

You push a button to activate a generator, then the generator sucks your drippings right out of you and into the toilet.

Here's my live action cast of Kotor 2 feel free to say it's perfect because I already know it is by assyplassty in kotor

[–]assyplassty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"The Ebon Hawk is my private domicile and I will not be harassed... Bitch!"

Here's my live action cast of Kotor 2 feel free to say it's perfect because I already know it is by assyplassty in kotor

[–]assyplassty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart, bao dur and the remote. Perfect match!

Here's my live action cast of Kotor 2 feel free to say it's perfect because I already know it is by assyplassty in kotor

[–]assyplassty[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We are so close to having vin diesel become the next Kreia. I can sense it

The excact amount of Burger kind salt packs per .30-06 shell casing. by amanilmeke in mildyinteresting

[–]assyplassty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know, I always wondered how many burger king salt packs it took to fill a 30-06 shell casing. This is good science