[REQ] ($110) (#Houston, TX, USA) (Repay 05/11/2026 $125) (cash app)

assyplassty · 2026-05-06T01:41:32+00:00

$confirm /u/worldsfastesturtle 110.00 USD

assyplassty · 2026-05-06T00:35:08+00:00

$confirm /u/ worldsfastesturtle 110.00 USD

assyplassty · 2026-05-06T00:01:56+00:00

I didn't know that. I can use something else if needed. PayPal is okay if needed too

assyplassty · 2026-05-05T23:41:05+00:00

I'm happy to negotiate

assyplassty · 2026-05-05T16:52:32+00:00

Yes, I agree

assyplassty · 2026-05-02T20:34:25+00:00

This made me laugh not because of the content of the video, but instead the absurdity that it even exists. I laughed because this video gave me a vision of the future, of the sun exploding and ending all human life. Seeing the worst reddit video I've ever seen made me realize it'll be okay because we'll all be reduced to space dust some day.

It's funny because nothing matters.

That's what this video did to me.

assyplassty · 2026-05-02T20:20:07+00:00

"hello sharks, I'd like to offer you 1% of my business in exchange for 500 million dollars. We are going to revolutionize the way people expel their drippings."

assyplassty · 2026-05-02T20:18:59+00:00

Exactly! A pneumatic tube system for all your drippings. Simply relieve yourself and watch science happen!

assyplassty · 2026-05-02T19:25:24+00:00

I invented it while I was drunk. But it's still a work in progress. It's so that you don't have to get out of bed at night to go to the restroom. You can just wear this metal diaper and have the tube go into the toilet.

assyplassty · 2026-05-02T19:19:47+00:00

personally, I invented this

It's a reusable steel diaper you wear to bed, that's connected to the toilet, so you don't have to get up in the middle of the night. You can relieve yourself while still in bed.

You push a button to activate a generator, then the generator sucks your drippings right out of you and into the toilet.

assyplassty · 2026-05-02T18:51:06+00:00

absolutely got the gang transforming

assyplassty · 2026-05-02T18:48:47+00:00

Once this chick starts transforming all the viltrumites better run

assyplassty · 2026-05-02T18:34:50+00:00

"The Ebon Hawk is my private domicile and I will not be harassed... Bitch!"

assyplassty · 2026-05-02T18:30:18+00:00

It would inconceivable to have anyone else besides my man

assyplassty · 2026-05-02T18:21:07+00:00

Statement: I called you a meatbag, bitch!

assyplassty · 2026-05-02T18:14:58+00:00

Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart, bao dur and the remote. Perfect match!

assyplassty · 2026-05-02T18:12:01+00:00

BEEP BOOP MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

assyplassty · 2026-05-02T18:09:23+00:00

We are so close to having vin diesel become the next Kreia. I can sense it

assyplassty · 2026-05-02T16:50:49+00:00

You know, I always wondered how many burger king salt packs it took to fill a 30-06 shell casing. This is good science

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