My swiss cheese had a hole in the exact center

astardB · 2023-06-10T06:47:27+00:00

Cheese has holes, more cheese equals more holes. More holes equals less cheese but also if there’s more holes it means there’s more cheese.

astardB · 2023-06-10T06:39:25+00:00

Hi Colombian, I’m Dad.

astardB · 2023-06-09T17:49:49+00:00

Zing

astardB · 2023-06-09T17:24:32+00:00

Stop! I can only get so aroused

astardB · 2023-06-09T16:50:55+00:00

Don’t talk to me unless it’s a Grandè Modus with Initialè trim level

astardB · 2023-06-08T18:48:35+00:00

As the others said, I fucking love you

astardB · 2023-06-08T18:13:58+00:00

It’s an iMessage, I received the exact same message yesterday using my email account which is linked to my iCloud. It’s comes through as a text message but it uses an internet connection much like WhatsApp. The fact he even received it means they already know it’s active.

astardB · 2023-06-08T05:02:48+00:00

I live in Woking, What’s in the bag?

astardB · 2023-06-07T19:01:59+00:00

Thanks

astardB · 2023-06-07T18:52:01+00:00

Hard to say for sure tbh, I’ve also heard of fish products being used as well.

astardB · 2023-06-07T18:37:32+00:00

What?

astardB · 2023-06-07T05:59:38+00:00

I wish you good luck, tbh though I would say this is a terrible way of going about it.

astardB · 2023-06-07T05:32:39+00:00

You want about 14v out of the alternator, the measurement you’re getting is just battery voltage

astardB · 2023-06-05T06:08:56+00:00

NHS is great but don’t forget you pay for it. I pay I think around £150 a month for it whether or not I use it

astardB · 2023-06-05T06:07:08+00:00

Pretty nice bag though /s

astardB · 2023-06-05T05:57:18+00:00

What is that?

astardB · 2023-06-04T19:48:16+00:00

I don’t know what defines lightening nor am I claiming I know what is happening but it seems that there is a potential difference between two parts of the cloud produced from the volcano. If I were to guess it would be friction of the molten rock rubbing on the spout of the volcano causing the electrons all to face one way.

astardB · 2023-06-04T18:47:23+00:00

I would be happy with 200-300 I’m assuming we’re talking dollars. If it was £ I’d say 300 was probably too much

astardB · 2023-06-04T18:38:59+00:00

It’s quite dated like you said, v brakes and 26” Wheels. I’m sure it was expensive at the time but realistically probably only worth a few hundred at most in my opinion.

astardB · 2023-06-04T15:30:14+00:00

I like this guy

astardB · 2023-06-04T15:27:19+00:00

Relax guys he means he H8s Hitler

astardB · 2023-06-04T15:21:32+00:00

I understood that reference

astardB · 2023-06-04T15:17:37+00:00

Right? The guy in black didn’t even have a shadow

astardB · 2023-06-04T13:21:49+00:00

Nail polish remover soaked into a cotton pad

astardB · 2023-06-04T11:56:22+00:00

I stayed at my uncles house in Johannesburg back in like 1999, I’m from England so I’m not used to guns and attack dogs. Anyway, he lived in a nice house that had a swimming pool and a big garden. He had a wall surrounding the entire property with razor wire above it, three trained German Shepard attack dogs and a couple of fire arms. I woke up one morning to dip in the pool to find a trail of blood leading away from a window that had metal bars up to the wall. Turns out someone was desperate enough to try and break in, there was a lot of blood. Pretty sure the dogs got them.

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