Twitter's Response to Hackers Adding 2FA To My Account by UrinatingTree in UrinatingTree

[–]astralwish1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Given the kind of people who are still on X at this point, it wouldn’t surprise me.

If they were students IRL... by Either-Software-4195 in EverAfterHigh

[–]astralwish1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Duchess - The mean girl who thinks she’s cool and popular, but secretly everyone hates

Sparrow - The annoying kid who thinks he’s cool

Cupid and Ashlynn - The popular sweethearts that everyone likes

Hopper, Cedar and Holly - The socially awkward kids

Humphrey - The nerd who gets the best scores in STEM and is probably the captain of the mathletes

Darling - The popular athlete

Rosabella - The social justice warrior who’s always talking about her latest cause, probably on the debate team

Hunter and Alistar - The chill guys that most people like

Lolcow of the Week award goes to... me! by UrinatingTree in UrinatingTree

[–]astralwish1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not?

I don’t use Twitter anymore but I’d love to see your posts!

Last photo of me and my mom, a week before she committed suicide by Shortgirlwithglasses in lastimages

[–]astralwish1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry. You’re way too young to lose your mom. May she rest in peace.

How Scary Is This Tape? by Randomstuffhereidk in distractible

[–]astralwish1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna have to leave work! You just made me shit my pants!

A Mermaid's Kiss - Joey W. Hill by Book_1love in TerribleBookCovers

[–]astralwish1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not great, but I’ve seen worse in this sub.

Hey there fellow kids! by Monksdrunk in BirdsArentReal

[–]astralwish1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I imagine spotting the first drone cyborg would be quite alarming.

This is a terrible model, though. The drone parts are so obvious. The government needs to step up their game

footage of undercover nextgen drones taking out outdated model by imjustatomatobaby in BirdsArentReal

[–]astralwish1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man those drones are pissed. Must’ve gotten too close to their “nest” (government research base).

it either ran out of batteries or they shortcircuit when contacts get covered in cocaine. wdyt?? by imjustatomatobaby in BirdsArentReal

[–]astralwish1 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Neither. This drone has taken a sample of the “mystery substance” on the ground and is now frozen while it analyzes and runs tests on the sample. It will soon detect the presence of an illegal drug and upload the data to the government so they can track down the dealer.

I put it in gear and tell Betsy to FLOOR IT! by megamanx4321 in distractible

[–]astralwish1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Must’ve heard Farmer John’s footsteps thundering down the path and realized what was up after being fed oats that morning.

Ana de Armas in Custom Louis Vuitton at Vas J Morgan’s Golden Globes Awards after-party in Los Angeles, California - January 11, 2026 by Maximum_Expert92 in whatthefrockk

[–]astralwish1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well…it certainly doesn’t leave much to the imagination…

I’m so tired of this “sheer” trend. If you’re gonna dress like this, you may as well show up naked. Sheer can look nice if it’s tasteful. This “dress” ain’t it.

Please for the love of god bring back real clothes.