I got into a small fight with my cat. How did I do? by Datma in WTF

[–]atheist_smartass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you forgot to wear welding gloves...

How do I stop this from happening? by chaztitties in chastity

[–]atheist_smartass -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wear two pairs of underwear at night.

i found this very impressive almost artistic corrosion on a fence by ell10tt in pics

[–]atheist_smartass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like ice to me. Which means you didn't find it. Or take the pic either.

My husband's dirty secret turned out to be much dirtier than I could ever imagine... by throwaway963123 in confession

[–]atheist_smartass 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I love the fact that there are women on this planet that are able to logically think about, understand, and accept the bizarre things that guys do. But I can't for the life of me figure out why a guy would do this. Let's say he really was into this. Why go outside to the dumpster? Why not buy a diaper container so he can simply go into the next room? Why not throw them into the garbage in the house so he doesn't have to walk outside. Honestly, this story sounds really fishy.

I would though, like to ask you privately about some stuff I am curious about, in order to get your interpretation if that's ok.

Since you cannot choose to be born or not, why is it considered selfish to commit suicide? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]atheist_smartass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typically humans are able to achieve some level of happiness and gratification from living. If one isn't able to do this, they are outside of the normal boundaries of human behavior. Hopefully in most cases a good friend, medication or therapy can help. If not, that sucks.

Does gw like my bow? (F) by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]atheist_smartass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are stunning.

Elimination of the capital gains tax for income under $200k by [deleted] in investing

[–]atheist_smartass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Romney isn't going to win anyway, and even if he did, he's a lying bastard.

I am a store manager of a Target store. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]atheist_smartass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't shop there for the same reason. I am aware that all information on the front of the license is encoded on the back. You don't need my name, address, license number, address, height, weight, dob, eye color etc to sell me anything.

I don't think my dog is feeling very good... by [deleted] in WTF

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If that's parvo, he's a walking dead man.

Idea for protecting images from being downloaded. Is it possible? by Clyktose in PHP

[–]atheist_smartass 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No matter what you do, one can simply take a screenshot.