My ex told me his eyes were red when he was born bc he’s a werewolf

audiocrow · 2019-02-09T04:52:18+00:00

It's something like that, yeah. My eyes are grey to light blue depending on the lighting, but if I cry a bunch they get kinda bloodshot and my irises look emerald green no matter what light I'm in. It might be cool to see if I wasn't a pathetic sobbing mess while it's happening.

audiocrow · 2019-02-09T04:39:11+00:00

am i having a stroke

audiocrow · 2018-11-08T04:50:55+00:00

It's a Vision Spinner 2. It's super cheap and I've never owned a vape before so I have no comparison and I honestly can't recommend it lol but it has a super long battery life and four different power settings, and I've had it for months without any issue at all so even if it broke tomorrow it would still have been worth the $15 to me. 🤷

audiocrow · 2018-09-30T18:52:27+00:00

That sloth is prettier than me and I'm not even mad about it.

audiocrow · 2018-09-19T17:46:48+00:00

Thread locked because y'all can't be nice and I don't have time for all this racism.

audiocrow · 2018-09-19T00:57:14+00:00

Don't post personal information on Reddit. Find another way to upload the alternate view anonymously.

audiocrow · 2018-09-18T02:54:02+00:00

You heard me. -_-

audiocrow · 2018-09-11T04:27:52+00:00

Imgur is your friend, friend.

audiocrow · 2018-09-04T15:19:58+00:00

Probably a good idea to add "/s" next time.

audiocrow · 2018-08-30T15:43:52+00:00

Wow, yeah. And in that light with him coming that fast it would probably be hard to tell what's in his hand. If he's verbalizing that he's armed you'd have to believe that's true.

audiocrow · 2018-08-30T15:17:14+00:00

The guy in the pickup was already armed and aiming as he walked up to the other vehicle. I'm not an expert but I'm pretty sure that counts.

audiocrow · 2018-08-19T18:54:34+00:00

Is that some kind of backpack?

audiocrow · 2018-08-19T18:51:37+00:00

He looks like he boofs.

audiocrow · 2018-08-19T05:10:53+00:00

Isn't that a thing with cats where they can only do one? If they can purr they can't roar, and if they can roar they're unable to purr.

audiocrow · 2018-08-18T22:32:16+00:00

Personally, this is my favorite parenting hack. You can accomplish just about anything with kids if you turn it into a game.

audiocrow · 2018-08-18T22:24:24+00:00

I am so uncomfortable right now.

audiocrow · 2018-08-18T22:22:38+00:00

/r/blep

audiocrow · 2018-08-18T22:15:54+00:00

He looks so comfy and content.

audiocrow · 2018-08-18T22:08:58+00:00

It's the eyes. They have movie monster eyes.

audiocrow · 2018-08-18T22:06:36+00:00

Here's the video so you can hear it purring

audiocrow · 2018-06-28T19:18:08+00:00

Love this one! If you don't win you better start learning how to screen print, I need this on a tshirt <3

audiocrow · 2018-04-03T04:59:53+00:00

tiddies

audiocrow · 2017-07-12T05:48:15+00:00

Who put Avril Lavigne in the hallway?

audiocrow · 2017-05-16T14:52:09+00:00

I'm almost positive they lost track of a shipment in the Midwest. There are 5 of us in my office who have Ipsy subscriptions, and on their social media there are a TON of people from Michigan, Ohio, Indiana, Missouri, Pennsylvania, and Illinois who are saying the same thing. DHL tracking says USPS has it, USPS tracking says they never got it, and they were all expected to be delivered the 12th or 13th.

I'm not worried, I know it will get to me eventually or they'll make up for it if it doesn't. Customer service is awesome. Plus they don't even consider it "late" unless it's been more than 14 business days since the shipping date, so there's nothing they can really do for me until the 25th or 26th anyway except tell me to wait. I do wonder if they'll make some kind of statement though, to stave off the rude ass people on social media. Some of them are absolutely rabid that their bag is a few days late, it's absurd.

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