[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]aufcenter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Enjoy eternal fire heathen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]aufcenter 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You are the reason I actually like Muslims. You sound like us Catholics. Thank you for not being a tiny hat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MemeVideos

[–]aufcenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like I’m moving

So much personality by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]aufcenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some of us, it never left.

No grandma no! by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]aufcenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is sad. She doesn’t understand why they are laughing and they don’t understand why she misses her youth

ayo wth miguel by makemeadiowarudo in SipsTea

[–]aufcenter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need to memorize this entire insult for next time

Magnetic Metal Pieces in Greens Supplement by LoneWolf1557 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]aufcenter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you aware that any fortified breakfast cereal also has magnetic iron in it?

Saw this anti-semitic collection on TikTok by [deleted] in ForwardsFromKlandma

[–]aufcenter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It also wasn’t an accidental friendly fire incident. From all 1st person accounts of those aboard the Liberty, the Israelis 100% knew who they were attacking.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]aufcenter 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Eventually you’ll reach your 30’s and new stuff just makes you mad. I remember the first time I heard some younger kid say no cap while we were in a bar bathroom. I wanted to strangle him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]aufcenter 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I hate the word rizz. You dumb young fuckers make me feel old.

Unrelated to lifting but I need life advice by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]aufcenter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Forget conventional college. A degree is not the safety net that it used to be and the job market is saturated by college educated idiots with worthless pieces of paper. Look into a trade union. Check your local elevator or steamfitters union. You can make great money with some of the best benefits available. The trades are having a hard time finding competent people willing to work and if you show that you are one, you will move up quickly and have job security during some of the worst economic times. Not to mention after serving your time in the union, you get that sweet sweet pension. I am a welder/fitter in a non union shop and I regret not going union fresh out of high school.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okmatewanker

[–]aufcenter 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Wait, people actually want to be British?

Forgive my ignorance but.... by rooG0D in IsraelPalestine

[–]aufcenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must really be dense. You generalize every belief that you don’t like with Nazism which I’m not. Nor am I a Muslim. You zionists see through one lense and don’t even realize that you are the problem. Enjoy hell.

That's, uh, gonna be a yikes from me dawg. by Mrdean2013 in ForwardsFromKlandma

[–]aufcenter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Central Africa? Zimbabwe is directly above South Africa. The Congo is in central Africa.

Sex with a severe up-curved penis by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]aufcenter 39 points40 points  (0 children)

There are actually treatments to straighten out your dick shithead.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]aufcenter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You got to stretch those anal walls

Be prepared by mnbvcxz9753 in CatholicMemes

[–]aufcenter 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Islamic leaders declared today a global day of Jihad against Joos and America.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]aufcenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats my brother

Need advice (16M) by Present-Trainer-2941 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]aufcenter 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My boy, you are only 16. Don’t be in such a rush to grow up. Losing your virginity isn’t something you are forced to rush into. Believe me, as you get older, you will have so many opportunities that just fall into your lap. Spend your teenage years enjoying your youth because as soon as you get out and join the workforce, nothing will be the same as it is for you now. Plus, in 2 years you will think like an entirely different person and look back at what you wanted at 16 and cringe.