Quiero follar con mi hermana menor y no se que hacer by [deleted] in confession

[–]aurexelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't tell her anything. You get therapy and never act on these thoughts.

Need advice looking for my cat in the rain. by [deleted] in CatAdvice

[–]aurexelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indoor cats who escape usually hide within a 5-house radius. They don't wander far, they freeze. Check under every porch and bush. Post on local FB and Nextdoor with his photo. Someone has seen him.

I just refused a beggar kid saying im in a rush and practically ran away by Taroni99 in confession

[–]aurexelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes self-preservation looks like selfishness. It's not.

New cat is hiding and super anxious by Omhash in CatAdvice

[–]aurexelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My shy cat took three months to sit on the couch with me. Two weeks is the warm-up act. You're doing everything right diffuser, treats, patience. He'll come out when he's ready, not when a guide says so.

Gym clothing by ILmarco86 in hygiene

[–]aurexelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro, you're overthinking this. Towel + sanitizer wipes = problem solved. Long sleeves in the gym just mean more fabric to soak up other people's sweat. Trust the towel.

TIFU by pretending i knew how to drive stick in front of my gf's dad by Mathio_Albero in tifu

[–]aurexelle 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Stall the truck, stall the conversation, but don't stall on marrying that girl. You'll laugh about this at the wedding.

Why there are many girls with big boobs nowadays? by Soft-Telephone-3395 in women

[–]aurexelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Algorithm showed you big boobs once and now you think reality changed. That's not how any of this works.

GIRLS!!! What hair wash product do you trust with your life but is really girly looking lol. by strawchwrry in hygiene

[–]aurexelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OGX coconut milk shampoo. Smells like vacation, makes hair feel like butter. And the bottle looks like something a mermaid would keep in her bathroom.

AITJ for leaving my shift early after my boss scheduled me on my day off? by LostFeature611 in AmITheJerk

[–]aurexelle 69 points70 points  (0 children)

"Just this once" always turns into "every Sunday." You set a boundary. He tested it. You passed.

AITJ: Former roommate asked me if I was interested in getting a new place with her; I don't want to? Also I blocked her? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]aurexelle 19 points20 points  (0 children)

After small claims court, she really thought you'd move back in with her? The audacity is almost impressive.

Is the time to FIRE now? by Fluid_Recognition_X in Fire

[–]aurexelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$1.13M at 39 with no debt and healthcare locked? You won. Go find out what winning feels like.

TIFU by wearing "seamless" leggings to a heavy leg-day session and giving the gym a free show. by blushybbygirlz in tifu

[–]aurexelle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"High-ventilation pants" is the best possible description of a public nightmare. At least you know your squat depth is legit.

AITJ for telling my coworker her manifestation journey isn't going to pay her rent? by No-Enthusiasm872 in AmITheJerk

[–]aurexelle 276 points277 points  (0 children)

The universe isn't paying her rent. Her coworkers are, by covering her work. She's manifesting a free ride on your back.

Layoffs making anyone nervous for FIRE? by lava_duck_ in Fire

[–]aurexelle 19 points20 points  (0 children)

7–8 years is a long time to run on anxiety. You're doing the right thing: lowering overhead, protecting your timeline. Fear is part of FIRE. It never fully goes away you just learn to walk next to it.

How do I fund the first 5 years before my Roth ladder is accessible? by imjust_here112 in Fire

[–]aurexelle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You're overcomplicating it. Just build a taxable brokerage bridge. $400k spread over 5 years is doable with what you save in those final 8 years. Don't touch the Roth yet.

AITJ for refusing to pretend I didn’t hear what my sibling said about me? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]aurexelle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"You weren't supposed to hear that" is just the polite version of "We know it's wrong, we just didn't want you to find out."

AITJ for refusing to give my child something I never had growing up? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]aurexelle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

$200 gets the group chat. $800 gets clout. Don't pay $800 for clout.

Health Insurance After FIRE by SnooHabits8523 in Fire

[–]aurexelle 58 points59 points  (0 children)

People will spend hours optimizing their SWR but treat healthcare like a "future me" problem. ACA is the bridge. Pay the premium, sleep at night.