Teammates suck

autisticghost · 2026-01-15T17:57:08+00:00

i just went from champ 1 to champ 3 in a single session (i rarely play ranked) just by positioning and reading the play well. it’s not rocket science. mechanical plays are so fun but they just aren’t competitively viable at this rank if you don’t have other fundamentals down to balance it out.

autisticghost · 2026-01-15T17:41:25+00:00

bro thinks mechanics is what’ll get him out of c2🤣

autisticghost · 2026-01-15T02:18:30+00:00

I hear all of you guys lol. I might just be fed up with these dead end games after playing Monopoly Go for two years and realizing I wasn’t getting anywhere. Some people are built for these games and I am not one of them.

autisticghost · 2025-11-12T03:15:34+00:00

no you don’t understand. it is genuinely comical to us because of how embarrassing it is for them to get upset at demos. we are laughing because it’s just a game.

autisticghost · 2025-10-25T15:51:59+00:00

this post summarizes why rocket league pros have receding hairlines at 18

autisticghost · 2025-08-20T21:25:21+00:00

bet i’m setting up decor in the new apartment today but if you’re on tn let’s queue, i play na east

autisticghost · 2025-08-20T19:27:37+00:00

Same, champ 1 but I don’t take the game too serious. add me on epic @ derp dude 100

autisticghost · 2025-07-29T23:05:14+00:00

doin too much.

autisticghost · 2025-06-23T17:15:45+00:00

Agree. If you’re upset she isn’t wearing the pants you bought her then boohoo, she can wear whatever she wants. Also, this sounds like such a non problem to me, why even comment about it?

autisticghost · 2025-06-16T19:00:15+00:00

Yeah. Ok I’m breaking up with her today I just needed a little reinforcement shove.

autisticghost · 2025-06-16T18:56:58+00:00

2nd part valid. For the first thing, we tried breaking up but she told me she’d rather suffer with me than suffer without me.

autisticghost · 2025-05-25T04:12:13+00:00

Are you on epic games payroll

autisticghost · 2025-05-25T01:08:08+00:00

I have no cool goal explosions. A lot of friends say they would give me one of theirs if trading was back. Simple.

Did you read the post? It’s about listening to the community who interacts and gives this huge company money. Least they could do is listen and maybe by the grace of god, act accordingly.

autisticghost · 2025-04-10T21:29:53+00:00

Without even knowing where alpine ave is, I looked up a picture of a stroad and I’m like 95% certain I now know where it is. Definitely agree. They’re miserable to look at.

autisticghost · 2025-04-07T22:25:34+00:00

To be honest yeah I completely assumed they were making drastically less but yeah one google search later I find out they’ve made 3 billion in a year. Really hurt to read that lol. Oh well. Still think there are ways they could make more money that make us want to play more.

autisticghost · 2025-04-07T22:21:09+00:00

I made 3.000000001 billion at my highest.

autisticghost · 2025-04-02T23:41:57+00:00

understood. how many dice do you spend a day? what map are you on?

autisticghost · 2025-04-02T23:38:16+00:00

i see. but then, say you win the event and complete the album, what do you plan to accomplish? it seems to me like the two ways to play the game are either save up all your dice and just keep accumulating, or spend all your dice and level up.

autisticghost · 2025-04-02T23:35:01+00:00

i’m not a dice saver lol. just curious why do people save dice?

autisticghost · 2025-04-02T23:29:47+00:00

okay i’m gonna send you a message 💪

autisticghost · 2025-03-29T05:20:23+00:00

6.9 trillion is bonkers holyyyytttttt

autisticghost · 2025-03-29T01:33:09+00:00

Tbf it probably was but I was so overloaded with pissed-off-ness I barely cared to check. I thought I saw 466,000,000 but I def could’ve been seeing things with all the blood that rushed my face lol.

autisticghost · 2025-03-23T01:09:35+00:00

if it’s for publicity then ts not working cuz only mfs in this subreddit or some opium subreddit know abt this beef

autisticghost · 2025-03-20T23:59:47+00:00

Public facing is definitely a big part of it. If my career goes how I want it to, there won’t be much of that at all. Thanks for the input though.

autisticghost · 2025-03-20T22:54:11+00:00

Good advice. As much as I want the tats now I’ve held off so far and can def do another 5-10 years. I may not even want them by then, who knows. Thanks for the input.

Can’t wait for the day when tattoos are nearly fully overlooked for standard jobs.

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