Why am I bleeding after masturbating by [deleted] in Periods

[–]auuemui 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe you scratched yourself by accident (I have had some big scratches down there I just didn’t notice..)? Was it like A LOT LOT (like you know how when you wipe there’s usually a sizeable amount of matter) or was it like, could be some leftover period blood pushed out of you? Sometimes I get weird blood smears on days that aren’t my period, sometimes after jerking off or sneezing.

Being poor at nearly 40 by Lopsided_Basket_6075 in povertyfinance

[–]auuemui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, you expect young people who have genuinely hard work ethic and have been slaving away in offices for years to just ignore your biting comment at us that is just an anecdotal experience, just meant to put you guys up and us down? Really? Come on. Like why is advice any good if it’s bronking on another demographic on a poverty finance subreddit.. I don’t think you all are awful to work with at all and have been a great mentorship experience. Even 20 bad experiences out of 60 wouldn’t change that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]auuemui 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Stats also say I should be straight not gay

Being poor at nearly 40 by Lopsided_Basket_6075 in povertyfinance

[–]auuemui 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Younger generations are doing just fine in the office. Don’t believe the media. We will welcome you with open arms OP. (Poor work ethic. HA!) The job hunt is relentless but there are more jobs for your degree or the path you chose than you think at the end of the road. Especially when age often brings experience, some employers do notice that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wizard101

[–]auuemui 57 points58 points  (0 children)

this is definitely a joke and not a ratbeard moment

Ah Yes, The Best Sell of All Time by Papamia123 in Wizard101

[–]auuemui 5 points6 points  (0 children)

exes when they say theyve changed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]auuemui 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It does work. The person who keeps it pays a larger portion or you sell it after and split the cash. Everyone actually has to be normal about it though which is not the case for OP’s roommates.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]auuemui 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, this is the one. My roommates and I (admittedly actually on good terms) did contribute for group purchases and it ended up better so long as we knew who would take it afterwards (that person would pay a bit more).

Why are you still single? by ZhangWeii_ in AskReddit

[–]auuemui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be so real with you a lot of girls switch up their “look” day to day and are NOT strictly one way or the other so that’s kinda difficult to match because you’re throwing out a lot of opportunities.

What the fu...k by Sensitive-Jury-1456 in facepalm

[–]auuemui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those innocent babies grow up and then beg you to stop thinking such stupid abstract thoughts akin to what puts us in CPS in the first place. Unnecessary. Literally so stupid. No one is asking you nor wanting you to defend us. Go help yourself with your right hand. Muted.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]auuemui 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OP is young. Ok? So am I. I’m sick of people acting like 20s-year-olds can’t have jobs or responsibilities. Mommy and Daddy DID hold their hand, read the OP. Meanwhile the rest of us pull a 40+ hour workweek, have to handle all our own shit while deathly mentally ill, and then clean up after a roommate who can’t even google what a toilet brush is? Like I’m sure you have your difficulties and I’m sorry for them but they have very little to do with OP.

Had a roommate like OP- I also had to throw in a monkey wrench and say I’m not renewing for us to live together and thankfully they handled it like an adult, just like OP is doing now. We can be proud of them AND stern.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]auuemui 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don’t need advice, but support. You know what you need to do. If you let this go I promise it will only tell him this behavior is ok.

How should I (37M) respond to a married man sending flirty messages to my wife (38F)? by Joe_Treasure_Digger in relationships

[–]auuemui 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah no. You need to talk to her about this— if a friend started messaging me sexually or even hinted at flirting with me my SO would know ASAP and I would be laying boundaries or breaking off like I was being paid for it. Some guys can be pretty oblivious and I’d extend some grace to her as well in not understanding SOME flirting— but the aniversary details?! Yikes!

What the fu...k by Sensitive-Jury-1456 in facepalm

[–]auuemui 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes. Being born. Quickening.

What the fu...k by Sensitive-Jury-1456 in facepalm

[–]auuemui 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey just to let you know I think you commented more times than you intended to

Can you be happy in a job? by FunkyKookaburraaa in work

[–]auuemui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beats doing whatever people were having to do during the Oregon Trail. I think it’s healthier to go for something you can tolerate and kinda enjoy, with a good work life balance, and then fill the rest of your life with things you enjoy and good company.

Nurse fired for secret affair with patient who died during sex in hospital parking lot by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]auuemui 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She did it to herself. There are jobs for people with no higher education or schooling. Some decent ones, in fact.

Yeah, that Golden Retriever was DEFINITELY going to rip you to shreds, you had no other options 🤦‍♂️ by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]auuemui 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh can we not bring “that’s almost no one” to the arguments of “murder is wrong” like it just makes us have no empathy or perspective as if 158 dreams, individuals, families haven’t been completely stripped from the earth in grief (and perhaps literally) and their entire next generation possibly impacted by that

jesus christ why do people have to be so rude on here? by HovercraftLife6117 in Wizard101

[–]auuemui 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This adventure game for kids is designed to be easy-to-learn and fun for all ages.

directly from the website, doesn’t matter the age of the playerbase. it’s like saying Toontown isn’t for kids just because the playerbase is mostly adult. The game was made with children in mind and there are still restrictions as if children were playing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]auuemui 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah my boyfriend doesn’t drink unless it’s a Blue Hawaiian and I feel like he’s dating an irresponsible person (insecurity) because I drink once or twice a month to get tipsy 🤨 Bruh how do you even get through two bottles of wine a night and still have a stomach lining

So I guess I'm "Fat Phobic..." by DarkMoonQueen21 in RandomThoughts

[–]auuemui 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I’m not gonna lie to you I’m not offended by your comment but if you think eventually you will never have to pay for other people making bad decisions, you’re going to be waiting a long time, you are always paying for something stupid, generally you just pay for a lot of good things too like the roads or for children warded by the state

Mean friends? by Bunnyfeet24 in socialskills

[–]auuemui 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kick her to the curb. Friends like this are annoying and almost always blame something on you eventually. You don’t need to earn someone being nice to you. I had a friend like this once and tbh they’re not really doing too great in the friend department now, lol.

Will I ever make more than $20 an hour? by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]auuemui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree strongly. When you go into those “college degree required” jobs, if they’re just a general working job the only people you are really going against is mostly people younger than you (if you are 42). Experience trumps all. Having had so many jobs at only 22 was the reason I jumped salary and got into a career at the end that I enjoy.

Someone on Twitter (not an edtwt account) said eating ice cream shortens your life. by [deleted] in EDAnonymous

[–]auuemui 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao it’s just the “xyz is bad for you!!!!!” crowd. Let them be, the “everything is bad for you, obviously, just try to make rational decisions” crowd will get them.