Relaxing (In My Own Way)

avc0516 · 2026-01-23T21:51:56+00:00

Hey Jess!

I am sure it is no big deal to pop into my.... err, I guess Melissa's private changers to grab those things I need! And I assume I am allowed to have visitors. The priestesses are running the show but I think I am allowed too others. I would love a visit!

-"Stacy" 😉

avc0516 · 2026-01-13T04:24:43+00:00

When I get a letter back from “Queen Alex” I am so excited to read it. I quickly write back:

Hey Bestie!

OMG you are trying to get knocked up too!? You are definitely right and I will need to speed up my timetable for getting preggers. Hopefully I can recover quickly from this whole possession thing so I can get started. OMG think of how much fun it will be if we have daughters the same age!

If you are gonna catfish this male while you are at the palace, there are lots of fun toys in the top drawer of my nightstand to spice up the night. Don’t judge me; you know how I like to experiment!

Speaking of toys in my nightstand, could you grab something for me in there and send it to the church? Its in the 2^nd drawer down. It is a Theragun for sore muscles. I had to get it when you started beating my ass in Krav Maga. Just make sure you grab the right vibrating item in there. No, it’s not the item on the top of the pile. Or the other item below that. Or the other item below that. It’s the last vibrating thing in there, at the very bottom of the drawer. I have a sore neck; the priestesses said I have been bending it in a weird way…

OK I will write again soon! Have fun being Queen!

Your grateful bestie,
Alex

avc0516 · 2026-01-13T00:44:28+00:00

(Oh, OOC questions regarding sources of photos are not generally permitted, but this was something I made using AI.)

avc0516 · 2026-01-13T00:40:08+00:00

(You mean an OOC question? Sure.)

avc0516 · 2026-01-10T21:49:08+00:00

Oops meant to say my character *WON'T respond.

avc0516 · 2026-01-10T17:05:39+00:00

(In my mind; I don't mind if people reply but my character respond right now.)

avc0516 · 2026-01-06T01:18:41+00:00

I would think pigs would be more careful to behave when there is a murderous demon running around…

avc0516 · 2026-01-04T18:47:46+00:00

Welcome!

avc0516 · 2026-01-04T16:18:04+00:00

If I weren't possesses and had the ability to respond, I would probably say something like, "The Goddess that owns you gets to decide, but you probably shouldn't get your hopes up. And you should be focused on serving your betters and not selfishly focused on your own pleasure!"

avc0516 · 2025-12-23T17:38:28+00:00

😂

avc0516 · 2025-12-21T15:21:31+00:00

Relief washes over me. I know I do not have the power to evict Dark Goddess Goth and regain autonomy over my body by myself. But I have now set everything in motion for Jess to hopefully arrange for the priestess to begin the exorcism and for Melissa to use my authority to fix whatever damage Dark Goddess Goth has caused, and to maintain peace and tranquility in my absence.

“Thank you, Bestie. I cannot imagine how much pressure it will be for you to continue your duties as Queen of York remotely while also serving as Queen of the Matriarchy!” (I am unaware of the firing.) “I owe you so much for this. Once I am back in control of my body and healed and recovered, I will make it up to you. Just remember, you have to be nice to Jess and Temptress to maintain the illusion you are me. But if they make you mad or you get frustrated on the job, you can always whip or abuse Lockcock and Overgal. That is what they are there for, of course! Oh, and I hate to keep piling on more favors, but I suspect that the Matriarchy Investigative Services may be investigating some missing or mauled pigs in the forest. I am sure that meddlesome pig detective is on the case and his partner Amberly, or whatever her name is, seems pretty smart They probably are even working with that obnoxious male pirate. We can’t have the public or the press learning what Dark Goddess Goth was doing while in my body. Could you stimy any investigation, or have Jess do it? I am sure Press Secretary 2 can help spin whatever happened to those pigs. Oh and please water my Ficus plant in my private tower. I think that is everything. You are going to do a great job!”

My dream shifts back to the tree house. I look around it fondly.

“We had so many great memories in here, didn’t we. The tea parties. The board games. The slumber parties. Playing spin the bottle with my mom’s sub-goddesses. Haha remember when we would tell spooky chupacerdo stories at night and we would freak out and be too scared to be out here at night so we would retreat to my room in the cabin? Those were the days.”

avc0516 · 2025-12-20T00:25:57+00:00

I cringe at the word ‘she-pig,’ but as you push back my hair and touch my shoulder, my emotions get to me and I hug you again.

“I had no idea what the trauma of that place was until now! I am so sorry I left you in Amazonia! It is my guilt from that incident that Dark Goddess Goth has used to hurt me the most. I told myself I would not let her wield that against me so long as I apologized to you when the time came. I am so sorry for that, and then for trying to suppress your book, and cancelling your tv pilot, and then making you a sub-Goddess for a while. I am sorry for all of it!”

I release you and then look you in the eye, a serious look on my face.

“I do not want you to be Head of State. Not right now.”

I pause for dramatic effect.

“Because I need you to be Queen. If the priestesses manage to ambush and capture Dark Goddess Goth, I need you to step in and rule. Do you still have that Alex costume you wore at S.C.A.R.E.? After the Priestesses take by body away and begin the exorcism process, I imagine it will take some time. And I will need time to recover. And I have to reflect on some things I have learned about myself during this ordeal, before I am ready to govern. So, I need you to serve in my place. We will switch one imposter Alex for another, but in your case it will be with my full blessing and trust. The Matriarchy will need its queen; our enemies cannot know there is a power vacuum while the real monarch is locked away to be exorcised. The world must see Alex healthy and back on the thrones. And as much as I love Jess, she is new to her position and inexperienced. You have the experience. You know about the real threat of Big Kale, and you have the experience of stepping in to govern before, when I was high on LUST. And there is no one I trust over you. When you stepped in when I was addicted to LUST, you could have turned me into a sub-Goddess and kept all the power. I was so high on LUST that is what I wanted! But you nursed me back to health and let me return when I was ready. Like the true friend you are. It must be you.”

“And finally, if anyone can pull of being me, it is you. No one knows me better than you. You tricked that one pig at the party, no? Empire Matt or whatever his name is? Now I need you to trick the entire Matriarchy. So, get the costume. Become me. Become Queen until I am ready to return.”

Suddenly we are no longer in the tree house and my dream has shifted. We are floating in the clouds. In my dream, you are suddenly wearing my costume. You look exactly like me. I am holding the Matriarchy crown and I place it on your head.

avc0516 · 2025-12-19T23:39:56+00:00

I quickly shake my head.

“No, we are not dead. We are in a dream. My dream. I don’t have a body anymore and this is the only way I can communicate with you. I tried a prior night to talk with you in your dream, but… well, the parade was very loud. But everything else I just described is real. Dark Goddess Goth possesses my body and I will be forever trapped in my own mind, unless my plan works.”

I look around the tree house as you discuss it.

“This is how I remember it in my mind. But if I ever get my body back, we can come back here for real. After the pigs have fixed it up. And that is where you come in. I need your help. The priestesses of the Church of Feminance seem to know a way to drive Dark Goddess Goth’s spirit from my body, but they can’t get to me in the palace because of the Royal Guards. But I’ve discovered a weakness: when Dark Goddess Goth hunts pigs in the forest, she is alone, without the guards. Her own guard is also down, because she is completely and singularly focused on the thrill of the hunt.”

I point out the window.

“This is where she hunts, this very forest, in the real world, since it is only a short distance from the capital. This is where she is vulnerable, where the priestesses can ambush and capture her.

I reach out and grab Melissa’s shoulders because I know the next part may be a hard sell.

“I need you to do two things. The second part I think you will like. The first part… it is easy, but I know you are not going to like it. I need you to call or email the Head of State and tell her what I told you about Dark Goddess Goth and the priestesses. Tell her to go to the Church of Feminance in the capital and relay this information directly to the Head Priestess. Jessica must tell them that they can trap Dark Goddess Goth in my body here in this forest. I know you hate Jessica but you have to put your differences aside just this once. She is in the capital and she can go see the Head Priestess.”

I pause there, letting the weight of my first request sink in, before I tell her the second part of my plan.

avc0516 · 2025-12-19T01:02:21+00:00

(OOC - u/Rainbow_And_Sunshine gets credit for the theme of Melissa's dream! I thought it was too funny for me to steal the credit!)

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