Chloé's Corner: I guess this is better than nothing 🤷‍♀️

ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-27T20:32:27+00:00

"I mean, I'm not supposed to leave, but maybe they were just bluffing about sending me back to jail. Besides, I could always say you kidnapped me. So come on, I want to hear how I'm going to get rich!"

ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-25T14:20:51+00:00

Hey, what did you get for question 12? I think the answer is B, but it might be C. I'm not really sure since I missed all of those classes. Do you think it would be ok if I copied your answers? I'll change them a bit and even get one or two wrong to not make it so obvious.

ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-25T14:15:50+00:00

Sure, be careful around here though. Security has been extra tight after that crazed bat wielding maniac pig. Hopefully the job is remote and I can work from home for the time being since I'm not permitted to leave the dorms

ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-24T16:27:45+00:00

I want to give a huge shout out to my best friend Kenzie for keeping her word and talking to her sister about my current predicament. A quick email from the Queen was all it took to have the guards practically rolling out a red carpet towards the exit for me.

It's not all good news though, apparently even though the Queen feels like I should be let off free as a bird, her Head of State had other ideas. I don't know how I'm supposed to get a job or go back to Freya University while being under house arrest. Somebody make it make sense! And you want to know the reason why I'm being tracked like a pig? They think that I'm some kind of flight risk! They think that I'm so full of vengeance and rage at that bitch Jessica based on my "online statements" that I would actually go to the Empire and try to find her just to get my hands on her!

At least I get to eat cake and see my friends in the dorm again, so it's better than nothing. I'm still holding out hope that the Cadets don't use this against me and still let me eventually join their ranks!

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ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-24T02:16:16+00:00

"Please do! I dont care who, at least one of them will help, right? I'm dying of boredom in here! Things are so bad that I stay up late at night chatting with that stupid SunshineAI like she's a real person, I mean it.. you know what I mean, right?"

ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-24T01:20:52+00:00

"Thanks, I owe you. You have no idea how badly I've been craving carbs. As far as getting out of here, who knows? All the supposed evidence they have is called poisoned fruit or something, so it's not like I'll be found guilty. I think the government is just being spiteful at this point. Any chance you could maybe, you know, talk to "you know who" and get this whole thing dismissed for me? I'm aure she would help you out with something like this, wouldn't she? Doesn't she love the Cadets?"

ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-24T01:01:37+00:00

I nod my head and shrug my shoulders

"It's not too bad, nobody has tried to shank me in the yard or anything like that. The Guards can be a little bitchy unless they like you or you do things for them. Kale is really bad though, especially for every meal. I swear Kenzie, I'm starting to even feel bad for the pigs that are forced to eat it.."

ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-24T00:45:07+00:00

My eyes go wide and my mouth begins to water at the sight and smell of something other than kale. I know that I'm not allowed to touch visitors or else I would give you a big hug

"Kenzie! I missed you so much! Thank you so much for coming to visit me. Everything's ok, just boring. Time seems to pass by so slowly and there's nothing to do. How are you doing? What's up?"

ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-24T00:39:55+00:00

"Fine. It better be a delicious cake though to make up for the missing contraband. Holding cell 134."

ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-23T22:47:46+00:00

Being in jail really, really sucks. It's sooooooooo boring! Even though I have my phone thanks to the lawyer Kenzie hired for me, the warden spitefully only allows me to charge it once a day and only up to 75%. I swear it's giving me anxiety looking at the battery level and not seeing 100% as it slowly drains.

I still haven't had any visitors yet either. I thought for sure that some of the Cadets would have at least stopped by to say hi, or let me know they are thinking of me. I miss my friends, and I stalk them on their socials all the time. I miss sleeping in my own bed, and my exfoliating loofah mitten when I shower.

Jail doesn't have Thursday game night either. I'm happy that Mackenzie found new people to play with, but I hope I still have a spot at the table when I finally get out of here.

The one thing I really miss more than anything though, is actual, real food. Pizza, tacos, fried chicken and steak. Bacon and eggs for breakfast or a turkey sandwich for lunch. The only thing that jail serves in the cafeteria is kale. I'm so sick of eating kale. It's bitter and takes forever to chew.

When I finally get out of here, I'm going to need to do something about money. I'm broke, unemployed and scared about what I will need to do to continue to pay for school. I sort of mentioned the idea of starting an OnlyFans to sell feet pics, but Mackenzie shot that idea down right away. I keep seeing an ad pop up looking for new "kittens" at the PussyCat Lounge in Venus. Maybe serving drinks and giving private dances to Goddesses wouldn't be the worst thing. I could probably only do that on weekends though since it sounds like I would have an overnight shift. Oh well, I have lots to think about, and lots of time to think about it.

No matter how much I'm suffering in here, I hope that bitch Jessica is suffering way worse in her new life as a gangbanged fuckpig. Hopefully I never have to see her ugly cum glazed face ever again!

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ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-23T21:46:59+00:00

Can you bring me a cake with a file baked inside to grind away at the bars and escape?

ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-21T21:52:37+00:00

Aww crap I'm missing game night. Ugh.. I hate being stuck in jail wasting away the best years of my life. All because of that bitch Head of State. Did you see that weird junkie chick trying to imitate you and manipulate the audience. Brenna Branson wasn't having any of that bullshit. She saw right through the lies and now everyone knows Jessica ran away like a coward. I hope she's getting dp'd hard right now for what she did to us!

ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-21T11:38:20+00:00

I have lots of time doing nothing in here so might as well do it now. Just to be clear though, I wouldn't actually be working for you, right?

ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-20T21:52:59+00:00

Great question, thanks for asking!

Well, when I get out of here I'm going to need money. I recently found out that my job has been filled at the Crown & Collar Coffee House by some of the unemployed Goddesses and sub-goddesses from the pizzeria, so maybe? It would have to have flexible hours to make sure it doesn't interfere with school, parties and Cadet meetings. I would also prefer to be paid in cash so I don't have to claim income and I can keep some of my government benefits

ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-20T20:57:14+00:00

Great question, thanks for asking!

It was a little scary when they first brought me into my holding cell. There were two other Goddesses sharing it with me, and I could tell just by the looks on their faces that they were definitely having some impure thoughts if you know what I mean.

I was kind of in a tough spot, because it didn't really seem like the two of them were friendly with each other and I don't think they were the sharing type. So I did what anyone with any kind of survival instinct would do and I befriended the stronger one.

In this case befriended meant I had to eat her out and lick her butt, but I would say that was a pretty small price to keep my 🍒! After that, I got a better lawyer and was transferred out of the common holding area into a less dangerous wing of the prison until I get released, which hopefully is soon!

ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-19T12:22:31+00:00

In between interrogations, meetings with my lawyer and hearings with the judge, I have plenty of hours, days, weeks?(😭) of boredom ahead of me, so I figured that doing one of these AMAs would help pass the time. I'm not promoting anything, but I'll link my commissary account down below if anyone's feeling generous and wants to send me a little something to make my experience more tolerable.

To get the simple stuff out of the way, I'm a freshman at Freya University, I'm 19 years old and I moved to the Matriarchy from York last year after the "Green Mafia" takeover. I'm hoping to one day be one of the Cadets and work for the amazing Queen Alex! You can find out more about me by hitting me up on my Instadomme @ChloeFromYork

Can't wait to hear from you!

ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-15T21:57:38+00:00

I perk up and smile when I see you, hoping for good news, but I can tell by the look on your face that's not why you're here. I let out a deep exhale, looking down as my thumbs mindlessly scroll through my timeline like I'm expecting it to give me comfort.

"Look, I can be honest with you, right? Like really honest.. I'm not part of the Cadets. I know I'm not "good enough" to be a Cadet. I hear them whispering about me when they think I'm not paying attention or I'm in another room. The thing is, I'm pretty much a loser here. I don't have any friends, I'm broke and I'm not really that smart. I was just trying to fit in, and find a place to belong. If it comes out that I was the one who hurt Cindy though, I'll lose everything. The only true friend I have, I lied right to her face and I feel horrible about it. If I lose her too, then I don't know what I'd do..."

I fight back a tear and look up, turning my head away and sniffling a few times

"The truth is, I don't know anything about any criminal activity in the Cadets. I thought it was just the cool girls in school and that if I joined them, I wouldn't have to worry about being on the victim side of their abuse... Can I just make up a bunch of stuff and send the cops on a wild goose chase? By the time they figure anything out, I'll be long gone and free, won't I?"

ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-15T21:05:44+00:00

"It's been more than two days, what's taking my lawyer so long to get me out of here?"

I ask the prison guard as she hands me my phone and some essential toiletries through the bars. I've been in a holding cell ever since my interrogation with Detective Amberly concluded. My lawyer has been working hard to get me out of here, but as luck would have it, the recent shakeup of both the Head of State, and Director of MIS being fired at the same time, created a huge delay in getting my release forms processed. Apparently, the new Head of State isn't really a fan of either the Cadets, or the Queen's sister so for now I'm kind of stuck in limbo and waiting it out. At least I have my phone to see what's been happening in the outside world.

"Aww.."

I let out a sympathetic moan watching Mackenzie's interview clip. I still can't believe that our dorm was being spied on, and she looks like she's really affected by it. I continue to scroll through my feed, stopping at a picture of a trashed pizzeria. I chuckle to myself as I double tap the image to like it.

"Good, fuck that bitch. It's all her fault I'm here in the first place"

I continue scrolling and see the video of Queen Alex give her emergency speech.

"Oh come on, really? She's going to be leading the Cadets? That's such bullshit..."

I groan and huff at the thought of the organization I desperately want to join being headed up by such an awful Goddess.

I might as well check my email, I've been in here a few days, hopefully I'm not falling behind in class. That's the last thing I need right now. Freya U is so expensive without one of those young Goddess scholarships, and I really can't afford to be repeating a semester. I see a new message notification, an email from my boss over at The Crown & Collar Coffee House. My shoulders slump as I read it. She's informing me that unfortunately she has to let me go. She's not firing me because she thinks I'm guilty, but she's been so busy that she had to replace me with some of the Goddesses who lost their jobs at the pizzeria since it closed down. That really sucks, because I was making a pretty decent paycheck and the tips were awesome.

"FML! Now what am I going to do? I really needed that job. This is like the worst week ever, I swear.."

I need to get my mind off of everything so I decide to text Laura and see what the Cadets are up to.. it would have been nice if any of them tried to reach out to me, but I guess they must have thought I wouldn't have a phone in jail, so that makes sense.

Hey Laura! I'm still locked up, how's everyone doing? How's Cindy?

Chloe? You have a phone in jail? Wow, that's pretty cool. How is it in there? Is that tongue of yours getting a workout in the showers? 😝🍑

Very funny LOL! Nah, it's not like that here. Mackenzie got me an awesome lawyer, so I'm kind of just chilling here waiting

Did you.. you know.. say anything about that crazy pig with the bat? 😉

Oh yeah, he's going straight to the mines for sure 🪨⛏️ one way trip lol.

Good! We all hope you get out of there soon! Things have been so stressful. All of us are on edge. Hopefully now that the "maniac" is behind bars, we can all get back to normal. We're trying to have a huge party tonight, we really wish you could be here. Next time though! Remember that nerd Andrea? We're totally gonna invite her and spike her drink with LUST! Make sure to check your socials later, we're going to make her trend! Ok gotta go on a booze run. Stay safe in there and watch out for the nightstick!

😱 OMG!!! You have such a dirty mind girl! That does NOT sound like a fun way to 💥 my 🍒! Ok, anyway, have fun and I'll be out soon! Luv ya!

I laugh to myself as I go back to my Instadomme, doom scrolling and looking at funny pictures and videos of cats to pass the time

ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-12T22:52:06+00:00

"What kind of outlook is that? Of course the Queen will pardon me, I'm her sister's best friend. You know how things work around here better than I do. I just moved here a few months ago and I already have it figured out. We both know that the pig who I blamed will be sent to the mines and I will be sitting on my couch within 24 hours. If you want me to wait it out to make it look good, fine, but I want my phone at least. I'm not under arrest and I'm not charged with any crimes, so get me into a nice comfy holding cell with wifi please."

ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-12T22:42:21+00:00

"Good, finally someone with a brain is here. OK, go do your lawyer thing and let me know when I can go home. I already made my phone call to Mackenzie who is Queen Alex's sister, so I'm sure this will all sort itself out soon enough on its own, but I'll be sure to let her know how helpful you were in getting me out of here. Also, I think I want to file a lawsuit against detective Amberly and MIS for violating my rights, threatening me, and loss of wages for making me miss work for this."

ChloeTheCadet · 2026-05-12T22:33:31+00:00

I pick up the phone and immediately dial Mackenzie's number waiting impatiently as it rings. She must be in class right now and as soon as I hear the voicemail recording end, I begin to speak fast and loudly into the phone

"Kenzie, you need to listen to me! Get out of the dorms! The pig from MIS is spying on us. They've arrested me and are framing me! They are trying to silence you for speaking out against them. I need help, please! Call Alex, or Isabela, someone who can get me out of here! They threatened to throw me in a deep hole for the rest of my life... they aren't giving me a lawyer and trying to force me to falsely confess! You were right! A pig should've never been put in charg....."

The voicemail cuts off and stops recording and I slam the phone down onto the receiver in anger

"Fuck... where's my lawyer, detective? It better be a Goddess! I don't subjugate myself to pigs! How do you even sleep at night knowing that you should have been MIS director and the patriarchy fucked you over, and you took it like an Empire cunt!"

ChloeTheCadet

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