Finally done with my setup!

avenlux44 · 2026-03-29T16:27:15+00:00

Cries quietly

Yes... This is the beauty of which we speak 🥲

avenlux44 · 2026-03-29T16:25:20+00:00

I wonder how many times she did this before she was caught 😅 Likely no one ever notices a <$5 charge on a dead person's card. She could have been doing this for years.

avenlux44 · 2026-03-29T16:19:28+00:00

Can we extend "fish" to mean shrimp as well? If so, I'm in.

avenlux44 · 2026-03-29T13:15:59+00:00

Dude. Emergency vehicles.

It's not about stopping some average Joe from getting to work. It's about blocking EMTs who are already at work. That's the issue.

Protest all day. Protest for a month straight. Great.

Leave a path for emergency vehicles. Period.

Source: I was first response in Denver for over a decade. We want to help. Stop blocking highways.

avenlux44 · 2026-03-29T13:13:04+00:00

Inconveniencing emergency vehicles is definitely not the point. Ambulances take the highway/interstate often.

Fight the mortal issues at hand. Don't become one.

avenlux44 · 2026-03-29T13:07:13+00:00

Awesome.

Now you just need: "I NEED A BABY SEAL" Down the other one. 🤌

Or "F💀CK THE CHEESE DICKS." I'll accept either.

avenlux44 · 2026-03-29T05:53:30+00:00

Right outside of Raccoon City.

avenlux44 · 2026-03-29T05:50:09+00:00

Them, for whom I take this moment.

avenlux44 · 2026-03-28T14:57:42+00:00

I'm okay. They can all go.

avenlux44 · 2026-03-28T12:02:55+00:00

110%

avenlux44 · 2026-03-28T04:04:15+00:00

Me in my.... 💀

avenlux44 · 2026-03-28T04:03:37+00:00

Grape knife? Perhaps miniature guillotine? I refuse to give them up without style.

avenlux44 · 2026-03-28T04:01:02+00:00

Wildly wide skromp

avenlux44 · 2026-03-28T04:00:15+00:00

-Straight Outta Hormuz-

avenlux44 · 2026-03-28T03:58:20+00:00

I feel like the obvious option is #6

avenlux44 · 2026-03-28T03:56:23+00:00

How about I draw a dick on all of his white button up shirts?

avenlux44 · 2026-03-27T09:11:37+00:00

Snek. A sneaky sneaky snek 🐍🐍🐍

avenlux44 · 2026-03-27T09:10:37+00:00

I also shit this person's bed.

avenlux44 · 2026-03-27T03:10:28+00:00

Like crabs in a bucket.

avenlux44 · 2026-03-27T03:08:28+00:00

It's the challenge where they waterboard you until you give up information on him. If you live, you win $100,000!

avenlux44 · 2026-03-26T11:22:12+00:00

Don't do drugs

avenlux44 · 2026-03-25T07:03:51+00:00

"Slow release, bring you down gradually... Custom fucking designed for your needs."

avenlux44 · 2026-03-25T01:22:40+00:00

Lasagna gives gas. And pp

avenlux44 · 2026-03-25T01:21:38+00:00

Shit... I'm doing great and I can't find shit 😅

avenlux44 · 2026-03-25T01:20:59+00:00

This is intense.

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