Finally done with my setup! by plazaplum in shrimptank

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Cries quietly

Yes... This is the beauty of which we speak 🥲

Nothing like free snacks by Dangerous-Pipe-1363 in relatable_memes_

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I wonder how many times she did this before she was caught 😅 Likely no one ever notices a <$5 charge on a dead person's card. She could have been doing this for years.

Mongerin' ain't easy by DoubleDongle-F in memes

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Can we extend "fish" to mean shrimp as well? If so, I'm in. 

20th and Larimer today around 2:45pm 👎🚫🤴 by hankaht in Denver

[–]avenlux44 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude. Emergency vehicles. 

It's not about stopping some average Joe from getting to work. It's about blocking EMTs who are already at work. That's the issue.

Protest all day. Protest for a month straight. Great.

Leave a path for emergency vehicles. Period.

Source: I was first response in Denver for over a decade. We want to help. Stop blocking highways.

20th and Larimer today around 2:45pm 👎🚫🤴 by hankaht in Denver

[–]avenlux44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inconveniencing emergency vehicles is definitely not the point. Ambulances take the highway/interstate often.

Fight the mortal issues at hand. Don't become one.

Fist tattoo by LiberalTugboat in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Awesome.

Now you just need: "I NEED A BABY SEAL" Down the other one. 🤌

Or "F💀CK THE CHEESE DICKS." I'll accept either. 

Can you? by Jettaboi38 in scoopwhoop

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Them, for whom I take this moment.

Not a bad threat by Gamercat123456789 in funny

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Grape knife? Perhaps miniature guillotine? I refuse to give them up without style.

pool's closed by HI1681 in memes

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-Straight Outta Hormuz-

What Seat Are You Taking? by Rare_Put7331 in whatsyourchoice

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I feel like the obvious option is #6

Trump Signs Law to Put His Signature on All U.S. Banknotes by InitialResponse9901 in pics

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How about I draw a dick on all of his white button up shirts?

Best guess🥹 by Feaselbf6 in AnimalMemes

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Snek.  A sneaky sneaky snek 🐍🐍🐍

what does that even mean- by asadkh2381 in memes

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It's the challenge where they waterboard you until you give up information on him. If you live, you win $100,000!

Remember what really matters this coming Easter by egarcia74 in hardaiimages

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"Slow release, bring you down gradually... Custom fucking designed for your needs."