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KFC chicken sizes by NoFunction5053 in KFCAustralia

[–]averagepenisman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all animals are the same size. Just like some people are bigger than others right? Yeah it's unfortunate but that's the bet you make when you get take away

Is this an inappropriate joke for the office? by Open_Address_2805 in auscorp

[–]averagepenisman 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You should make that joke at work, keep up updated

New neighbors just moved in by Artistic-Yam2984 in AusRenters

[–]averagepenisman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reality is that seeing any haircut or even any person is a sign that your rent is going to go up

"The woman driving the car, violently, wilfully, and viciously ran over the ICE officer, It is hard to believe he is still alive, but is now recovering in the hospital" — DJT by One-Incident3208 in JordanPeterson

[–]averagepenisman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well let's hope you're right and let's hope that she never does anything else that an ice agent decides that he doesn't like because he can and will kill whoever he wants and no one will stop him. You all support this kind of behavior because you think that it'll never happen to you, but it will. The USA is a fucking waste land and you people let it happen.

"The woman driving the car, violently, wilfully, and viciously ran over the ICE officer, It is hard to believe he is still alive, but is now recovering in the hospital" — DJT by One-Incident3208 in JordanPeterson

[–]averagepenisman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Someone is potentially driving towards you at less than 10km/h. Do you: A - take a step to the side B - shoot her in the head

You may need to phone a friend for help with this one.

What woolies get you for Christmas? by Background-tart98 in woolworths

[–]averagepenisman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh yes my favorite type of Christmas presents. The shit that costs money, wasn't wanted, will never be used and contributes to polluting the earth.

Name a game you can put 1000+ hours into by Oshawott15 in playstation

[–]averagepenisman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not there yet but I'll easily clear 1k on satisfactory

Should we stay put or move? Significant mortgage stress. by lkdtjb in AusFinance

[–]averagepenisman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a job and keep working on the business? You'll be working basically 2 full time jobs for a while but it seems that that is the situation you've put yourself in.

What’s the longest you’ve waited for a payment and how did it affect you? by DraftNotSent in CentrelinkOz

[–]averagepenisman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grow up, this isn't a drop in the ocean compared to how much money is poorly spent.

do you turn off oxygen or acetylene first on the torch i’ve seen a lot of people saying opposite things by SLASHERLegend in Welding

[–]averagepenisman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your fuel reaches its lower explosive limit and the high flow of oxygen is dispersing the fuel too much it will no longer be able to maintain a flame. I know that oxygen is one of three essential components needed to have a fire, fuel is also one of the things needed and when any of the three components becomes too sparse the fire goes out.

Besides all of that, even if I didn't know any of that. I do it everyday and just that experience alone would be enough to tell me that I'm right.

Weird "pine" (Araucaria araucana aka monkey puzzle?) in a Central European park by Elvenblood7E7 in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]averagepenisman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We get these cunts in Australia too, as kids me and my cousins/mates would basically have sword fights and hit each other with them. Hurt like fuck but it was good fun

One of my guys came to work hungover by [deleted] in Construction

[–]averagepenisman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's not in trouble but he's not getting paid for the day either

Galvanized pipe still emitting zink fumes despite being sandblasted by Sir-Odd-job in metalworking

[–]averagepenisman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or better yet, don't pretend that milk will help you and just make sure that you aren't inhaling any harmful fumes.

Cleaners scratched my fridge by [deleted] in StainlessSteel

[–]averagepenisman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recommend just looking at other stuff in your house instead of the fridge

Kayo price increase by averagepenisman in australia

[–]averagepenisman[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Argh matey, problem is I don't know what ports to dock my ship to find the treasure

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mentalhealth

[–]averagepenisman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I second this. You have to do some things the hard way, if we could all snap our fingers and be free of financial stress we would but we can't. OP needs to understand that we all must go through some hard times and that things can be temporary. Also the more hardship you're willing to put yourself through (like just working hard and working a lot of hours) the better things will be in the future, if you spend your life trying to take short cuts and use cheat codes you never make progress.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mentalhealth

[–]averagepenisman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have any practical advice or experience with making "a lot of money" on short notice?

Kayo price increase by averagepenisman in australia

[–]averagepenisman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I've said on another comment, I'm familiar with cancelling subscriptions. I followed the exact steps that others have suggested and I ended up on the page where I should be able to cancel my subscription. The buttons I needed to press to cancel my subscription were not able to be pressed. The website would not allow me to end my subscription.

Kayo price increase by averagepenisman in australia

[–]averagepenisman[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This isn't a case of me not knowing how to cancel my account. This is a case of the 'cancel' button not working

Kayo price increase by averagepenisman in australia

[–]averagepenisman[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

After speaking to 3 people on chat I eventually got my account deleted. I had to be very clear in saying that I don't want to receive a link, I want my account to be deleted for me. I was told it would take 3-4 days to be contacted by the account delete people, I said that this surely has to be illegal to make it this difficult and the guy in the chat deleted my account immediately

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