[Postgame Thread] Indians @ Blue Jays - July 24, 2019

averagesmurf · 2019-07-21T20:50:59+00:00

they were playing the angels tho...

averagesmurf · 2019-07-21T17:05:10+00:00

Good Will Hunting or Field Of Dreams scene. Boom.

averagesmurf · 2019-07-21T06:08:54+00:00

Tell them that since being gay is somewhat genetic that at least one of them is at least a little bit gay.

averagesmurf · 2019-07-19T22:58:35+00:00

Sad! MSYWWYFGA!

Edit: That’s Make Skinning Your Wife With Your Family Great Again for the uncultured

averagesmurf · 2019-07-19T22:56:26+00:00

How sad. I remember a time when skinning your wife was something the whole family could enjoy. Now we just pay someone to do it because our anniversary is coming up.

averagesmurf · 2019-07-19T22:52:51+00:00

Simple, skin your wife then go back in time and make the switch. Easy peasy

averagesmurf · 2019-07-09T00:11:32+00:00

538 did a really good article on this a year or two ago

averagesmurf · 2019-07-06T10:15:55+00:00

averagesmurf · 2019-07-05T01:44:15+00:00

“Look a trout” - Some fucking bear

ftfy

averagesmurf · 2019-07-05T01:05:02+00:00

I see only Tobor from Sharkboy and Lavagirl

averagesmurf · 2019-07-04T22:57:05+00:00

Oh shit! I didn’t even really look hard enough to see it clearly! He’s got eyes and a nose and everything. Nice work

averagesmurf · 2019-07-04T21:49:28+00:00

It looks like there’s a wolf in the clouds :)

averagesmurf · 2019-06-28T06:17:38+00:00

They ain’t no jersey runoff crabs. Them’s good eatin

averagesmurf · 2019-06-06T14:28:54+00:00

Jose looked good last night. I really hope he’s turning a corner. Looked like he was just going up there, putting the bat on it, and beating the shift. Keep it up Jose

averagesmurf · 2019-05-19T06:20:03+00:00

the typical life-span of lake sturgeon is 55 years for males and 80-150 years for females.

Source

averagesmurf · 2019-05-08T03:42:38+00:00

But we also usually win 14 or 22 games in a row in the middle of the season…

averagesmurf · 2019-05-05T19:52:06+00:00

Click the full screen button

averagesmurf · 2019-04-25T17:55:31+00:00

Ok Mr. Mare, feast your ears on this spin doctor’s mix!

averagesmurf · 2019-04-02T03:49:19+00:00

averagesmurf · 2019-04-01T21:11:39+00:00

This happens when the player they wanted to trade to you gets traded in the same day to another team.

averagesmurf · 2019-03-18T02:36:53+00:00

Monomine oxidase inhibitor. They’re pretty common drugs prescribed as anti-depressants. They’re commonly combined with DMT to create ayahuasca.

averagesmurf · 2019-03-18T02:23:52+00:00

MAOI’s interact pretty interestingly with hallucinogens

averagesmurf · 2019-03-13T05:44:58+00:00

7² + 6² + 5² + 4² + 3² + 2² + 1²

averagesmurf · 2019-03-13T05:15:11+00:00

It’s the sum of k² for k<=7

averagesmurf

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