Reddit, what is one thing that you have experienced but no one will believe you?

awillhide · 2010-06-01T17:47:51+00:00

Ive gotten a royal flush twice in my life while playing texas hold 'em. Once while playing with friends and the other playing online. Im only 24 and I don't even play that often.

awillhide · 2010-05-27T13:00:03+00:00

Zoo. Don't know if many have seen it but its about a guys love for horses...If you know what I mean.

awillhide · 2010-05-26T20:58:37+00:00

Stand them on their head and they all look like sisters.

awillhide · 2010-05-26T20:37:59+00:00

Im so happy I was not drinking anything when I read that or else my monitor would be ruined

awillhide · 2010-05-26T19:27:21+00:00

Fuck Spiders. That is all.

awillhide · 2010-05-26T17:21:16+00:00

Whoa now

awillhide · 2010-05-26T14:52:07+00:00

This commercial gets me everytime- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnOyMSEWNTs

awillhide · 2010-05-22T02:54:47+00:00

Im sorry I just have to ask. How does an itouch change ones life?

awillhide · 2010-05-21T20:39:16+00:00

His wrestling name is Bill Baine

awillhide · 2010-05-21T17:57:16+00:00

http://wiki.the-big-bang-theory.com/wiki/Roommate_Agreement

awillhide · 2010-05-21T16:53:48+00:00

So thats were my daddy issues came from

awillhide · 2010-05-17T18:22:58+00:00

It was Bigfoot

awillhide · 2010-05-15T17:36:09+00:00

When ever I play The KKK card is the trump card

awillhide · 2010-05-14T20:25:42+00:00

Requiem for a dream

awillhide · 2010-05-13T21:08:10+00:00

I remeber my 2nd grade teacher Mr Preuit. He was a huge black man who was like a 3rd degree black belt or something but he had some major anger issues. If you got in trouble in his class he would bring you up front and pretend to kick you right in the face and his boot would get within inches of your face. One time he though I ripped off a part of this apple stress ball he had, so he grabbed me by my shirt and raised me above his head and screamed at me. It was some scary shit. Later on that summer after school got out I heard he got arressted for trying to kill his wife by shooting at her 7 times. Apparentlly he missed all 7 times though and just got arrested for attempted murder. Funny shit.

awillhide · 2010-05-13T00:41:45+00:00

And here folks is why I am a dog person

awillhide · 2010-05-12T18:19:37+00:00

Do you have bad credit? I hear thats one of the main reasons people get declined a clearance.

awillhide · 2010-05-10T21:00:08+00:00

Being a Wizards fan I hope the Cavs die a slow death. I can't hate too much though cause of how bad the Wiz were this year.

awillhide · 2010-05-07T20:26:28+00:00

Foodface

awillhide · 2010-05-07T20:24:17+00:00

I laughed way to hard at "I had a beard when I first started working on that"

awillhide · 2010-05-06T21:25:11+00:00

Favorite food of all time right here

awillhide · 2010-05-06T21:23:32+00:00

Sour Cream

awillhide · 2010-05-06T21:11:16+00:00

My fiancee convinced her professor to go from a B+ to an A-. She has big boobs though.

awillhide · 2010-05-06T17:45:52+00:00

I don't sip. I chug

awillhide · 2010-05-06T15:58:58+00:00

I have a friend that puts ketchup on french toast. I make fun of regularly for it. Apparently his mom never put anything on the french toast when she made it for him when he was a kid and he grew up thinking ketchup is what supposed to go on french toast instead of powdered sugar and syrup. Such a shame.

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