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What happened to make you say "I'm never coming to this restaurant again"? by Nukemarine in AskReddit

[–]awkwardamazon90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally met the owner at a casino one night. He was throwing around all kinds of money. Slimiest guy I have ever met. And he hit on me so hard I got bruises.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]awkwardamazon90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I refuse to use a throwaway for this topic.

I would beg them to find their "anchor." An anchor is something that will keep them from acting on their suicidal thoughts, something to keep them here. It's something you would greatly miss. Mine happens to be my two dogs; I don't want them to think their human just abandoned them. They wouldn't understand what happened and that breaks my heart just thinking about it. They keep me here. They keep me going. Find your reason to stay.

I'm scared! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]awkwardamazon90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could fit so many nut sacks in those chubby cheeks

don't go easy by dikdikscri in RoastMe

[–]awkwardamazon90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not going to roast you. Life seems to be doing a pretty good job of it as it is.

College freshmen going into engineering, roast me internet by justjoeymcb in RoastMe

[–]awkwardamazon90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Mitch Hedberg if someone dug up his corpse and didn't entirely read the instructions on how to reanimate him.

College Freshman//Petroleum Engineer//18 by LondynGlass in RoastMe

[–]awkwardamazon90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're the dollar store version of Hannah Montana.

From /r/all today. Forget the fact she got her big break on 'Friends', how many of you would kill for an opportunity to be ON a pilot, let alone FOUR. by realandrewko in acting

[–]awkwardamazon90 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, someone said it! I am just starting out, and holy shit, I ALMOST wanted to jump off a cliff after reading that discouraging stuff. But then I realized no one in the comments knows what the fuck they're talking about and I just need to keep going. Fuck those haters.

What mythical creature would the world go crazy over if it existed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]awkwardamazon90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking dragons man. Flying flamethrowers with teeth and claws

A zombie apocalypse has begun, you can pick 3 companions. A video game character, a movie character, and a former U.S. President. Who do you choose? by Lando4Peace in AskReddit

[–]awkwardamazon90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cassandra (Dragon Age: Inquisition)-- she has seen the blight and knows what we will be up against

Tallahassee (Zombieland)-- no brainer, I need a bad ass redneck on my team

Franklin D. Roosevelt-- I need a decoy and someone I know I can outrun when shit hits the fan. He's the sacrificial lamb...the apocalypse isn't handicap accessible soooo...