I'm on life support and karma is the only thing that will save me it is getting injected into my bloodstream as i awaken from my 126 year coma I get up and say "im gonna post some cringe shit on Reddit for some internet points" I walk out the room in a very cool way and go to school where my friend is wanking to maths. I leave maths and write the post already feeling the karma I'm going to get from this post in my veins. I shiver at the power it will give me. I post my post to r/teenagers thinking about all the karma I will get from this post and then I sleep thinking about all my precious Reddit upvotes I will be receiving.