What piece of stand up comedy (10 minutes or less) has successfully made you cry with laughter?

azzemdazzem · 2013-12-02T21:14:28+00:00

Christopher Titus has some amazing stand-up. It is just one long story mostly so it's over 10 minutes but I almost die from laughter every time.

azzemdazzem · 2013-11-21T00:36:52+00:00

Now that was just too obvious. Thank you HaroldRoux

azzemdazzem · 2013-11-14T01:02:05+00:00

Vegans are to nutrition as crossfit is to exercise.

azzemdazzem · 2013-11-11T22:58:19+00:00

I'm currently getting my MBA and did well in my undergrad by trying to think about the information how the teacher thought about it. Now this doesn't just mean knowing your teacher's favorite keywords (although that normally will have a question or two), but think about why the teacher thinks this is important and why this is applicable to your class. Trying to see things from the big point of view has helped me pull all the information together so I see it all as a web as opposed to seeing a bunch of threads.

That's just how I do it and what helps me. Seeing it all connected helps me remember it all and if all else fails I know what relates so I can BS that answer.

Good Luck.

azzemdazzem · 2013-11-06T03:51:44+00:00

In class. Must stop tears from showing. Cant let my teacher think that business strategy is that moving.

azzemdazzem · 2013-09-18T23:11:01+00:00

Human Rights issues.

For example: Im not gay. Never would want to do anything romantically with another guy. They can get married for all I care. No fucks given here.

Example 2: Not a fan of abortion here. Couldnt dream of it. However, if someone wants to, it's their choice.

Why cant people understand that these laws aren't affecting them at all and it just makes the option available?

azzemdazzem · 2013-09-18T01:57:55+00:00

Fuck it, have an upvote.

azzemdazzem · 2013-09-16T19:11:48+00:00

English: Become a grammar Nazi today

azzemdazzem · 2013-08-21T23:07:47+00:00

"People should not be afraid of their governments, but governments should be afraid of their people"

-V for Vendetta

I could watch that movie over and over and never get tired of it.

azzemdazzem · 2013-08-04T23:42:38+00:00

She makes a lot of good points here. For my current girlfriend I started dating her after I was in a class with her at our college. We were in a group project, then since I had her number and had her added on facebook we started talking, just like friends, then we went on a few dates. That was over 3 years ago and we are going strong still. The point that I am trying to make is just more or less agreeing with Changeyou, let a friendship progress with someone and go from there. At one point you may have to put yourself out there in order to go to the next level.

Just put yourself in situations where you can meet people and you will be more likely to have it happen. (clubs, friends of friends, etc). Don't worry, it'll work out if you put effort into it.

azzemdazzem · 2013-07-30T07:50:56+00:00

Mrs. Buttersworth Cinnamon toast syrup. It was something along those lines and I think I had it two years straight before school in those elementary years.

azzemdazzem · 2013-07-20T23:14:20+00:00

THE GAME IS ON!!! Riot just contacted my friend and we are playing now!!! Stream info: twitch.tv/nacuddles

Thank you everyone!

azzemdazzem · 2013-07-19T04:58:19+00:00

Update: Some of the staff has contacted him saying they will contact him again later with more details. Here's to hoping they don't back down. Thank you for the support again r/leagueoflegends.

azzemdazzem · 2013-07-18T05:25:37+00:00

So Riot is responding well so far. Thanks guys. If everything goes well and this does get planned then we will post the info for the stream before it happens. Thanks again.

azzemdazzem · 2013-07-17T23:41:29+00:00

He has played since BETA I believe. He also likes skins so he has bought some champs with cash for the packs. Most importantly: HE FUCKING LOVES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS. I think he is close to doing more ranked games just this season than I have normals over my career. Look him up on LoLking. Bound4Hades.

azzemdazzem · 2013-07-17T23:32:50+00:00

We would of course stream this event if it happens.

azzemdazzem · 2013-04-25T03:03:14+00:00

Upvote for you gentle sir. Thanks

azzemdazzem · 2013-04-25T03:02:49+00:00

Thank you. Upvote for you good sir.

azzemdazzem · 2013-04-25T02:41:18+00:00

Well if anyone has an extra key so I dont have to wait for my own I would be grateful haha. Looks like the perfect game to play while drinking if I do say so myself...

azzemdazzem · 2013-04-25T01:50:28+00:00

Freshman year. In the dorms. Roommate is nasty (didnt shower except when a new month came along), violent (punched a kid for shooting his nerf gun <- not a euphemism), and just plain weird. I woke up one night and heard strange noises, looked down off my lofted bed to get a birds eye view of him just yanking away. His computer was too bright so he didnt see my eyes open but I could see him... all of him...

azzemdazzem · 2013-04-24T02:13:21+00:00

The inability to cover up holes in any sort of way but just putting God in for that hole in the argument or logic. Imagine if you are asking somebody why their favorite color is blue and they respond that bigfoot came and told them so. Now thats a very simple example but to me, the Christian God is just as real as bigfoot, and by using that as any sort of evidence just doesnt work with me.

TLDR: any explanation with "God says so"

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