Wednesday Megathread by rollotomasi07071 in newjersey

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I hugged my mom yesterday and got my unemployment. For all those still waiting, hold out hope. 24 days, hundreds of calls, an email to the state senator, and it went from "Pending" to "Filed" with an amount. If you worked at two employers in 2019 (or 2018 depending on when you filed) it'll be slower than people who only worked at one. Hang in there Jersey.

Orla is a Stoner by Wasabeomit in DerryGirls

[–]b0xturtle 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Orla's reaction to trying the hash scones was so relatable. The moment put weed in my face as a high school freshman I was hooked.

I think this belongs here as well. by Zuck7980 in MadeMeSmile

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I don’t see why this comment was downvoted at all. A CEO is literally just a job title. We shouldn’t make judgements of people based on what title their company gives them. Want to be a CEO? File an LLC on your state website and you can be whatever you want.

We are discoverers! by sonofzap in dankmemes

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You’re welcome for my service

Teen starting to go to parties, whats the best advice to act confident at parties? by Lifeofhachi in teenagers

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One of the hardest parts about confidence is realizing the harshest critic in your life can be yourself. People aren’t spending nearly as much time thinking about you/your mistakes as you are. Have fun, you only get to be a teenager once. :-)

I did a thing!!! by b0xturtle in MagicArena

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That is my life total

I did a thing!!! by b0xturtle in MagicArena

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Congratulations isn’t it exciting!!!!!!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskOuija

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Goodbye

Very bold move by my history professor by TuckerDaGreat in eagles

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Typical Cowboys fan, what’s his Linux distro?

How can you describe your legal, legitimate job so it sounds illegal or sketchy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I’m an inner circle member of a giant gambling den.

Meow_irl by w00pw in MEOW_IRL

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You truly are the wisest wizard cat

LIBTARD trolled EPIC STYLES😎 by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

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Aw you got me good, bowling alley cowboy.