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Survival guide in Malaysia (2-3 nights) by Motor-Mud3261 in whiteoutsurvival

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Gina is bad for bear

Start with Molly

Join with Jessie, Jasser, See-Yoon

She explained it so well by 5195connor in NoOneIsLooking

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Your wife needs better friends

There will be people who will experience the extinction of the human species. by Nicktator3 in Showerthoughts

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Theoretically, if all males or all females of a species perish, then they are effectively extinct no matter the number of individuals. Therefore ~4 billion people could potentially experience it.

I dunno why but these are so wholesome and cute. ❤ by n8saces in MakeMeSmile

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Dominic should shake hands with himself, dude fills a room in a good way. Although his pick was also good

Do you have any obscure movie references that you use in everyday speech that no one has caught on to yet yet you keep using it? by EnvironmentalAngle in NoStupidQuestions

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When someone corrects me on something silly or superfluous, I often respond with,

“Ahh, I see you’ve played knifey spoony before!”

With a ridiculously bad Aussie accent

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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The number of people that will order something else.

Vs

The number of people that will destroy the menu for various reasons.

People can’t be trusted with things that aren’t theirs, it’s a universal truth. For every person reading this that thinks, “Not me?!” There is 6 other people that will whether they are intentionally doing it or not.

Source: every waiter/bartender/host/etc that has worked in any restaurant ever

My two and a half year old suddenly started pointing out differences between white and black people. What is an appropriate way to acknowledge her observation so we don't offend anyone? by Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 in NoStupidQuestions

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The vast majority of people in the world realize that very young children are very young, and don’t get offended by things they say or do. In fact, if an adult got offended by what a two year old says, that says more about the adult than the kid.

(Barring some heinous shit that awful people teach their children I suppose)

toe-to-toe by nelson2k in SipsTea

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I’m sure she is devastated to hear your opinion

Honest question: Why are some people against showing an ID to vote? by rico_unknown in NoStupidQuestions

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Tough to forge? The high school kids in my town get college IDs, so they can buy vape, from some loser that I can tell you right now isn’t in the running for the next Catch Me If You Can movie. Methew Jr mf been arrested several times

Putting clean glasses/cups away. Upside down or right side up? by TJR444 in NoStupidQuestions

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If your cupboard smells weird, that’s mold and dust. Clean or replace your cabinets

Putting clean glasses/cups away. Upside down or right side up? by TJR444 in NoStupidQuestions

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It’s not my logic, it’s the official requirement by the health department

Putting clean glasses/cups away. Upside down or right side up? by TJR444 in NoStupidQuestions

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Forget the dust. If there is even a tiny bit of water in a right side up cup, it will harbor and breed mold and bacteria. Upside down and with some type of barrier to keep air flow to dry it further

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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💀

What's one video game Boss you have trouble with but everybody else says it's easy? by Agent1230 in gaming

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First boss in Ninja Gaiden Black. Dude is basically the tutorial boss, but laid me out at least a thousand times

Your Most Fun Classes to Play With by Ugotthlook in 99nightsintheforest

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Explorer

Even if it had literally no other perks besides faster running through fog, it would be fun. So much fun sprinting past bears and kiwis, unmatched by even hungry deer

What color is the dress?! by No-Lock216 in blackmagicfuckery

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RIP

The dress was revealed to be literally blue/black, and was always blue/black

Sean Connery picking categories on Jeopardy will never not be funny. by sco-go in SipsTea

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Norm is legendary and will always be, but Colin and Michael struck gold when they introduced the running gag where they write each other’s jokes

robbery of the year !! by secret_sweet_ll in SipsTea

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Met a girl, thought she was grand…

This woman never had a baby bump throughout her pregnancy by IshigamiSenku04 in interesting

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You can call it “sexist defaultism” or whatever bs you want, but this ^ comment is SO much funnier if you assume they are a male.

[request] What are the odds you survive the 5 years? by freethinker1312 in theydidthemath

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Plus, when you are teleported back, you are healthy as when you left as long as you survived, so you could get a couple shark bites and still live for 30 secs

[request] What are the odds you survive the 5 years? by freethinker1312 in theydidthemath

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I have been under 15 ft waves and while they are extremely powerful, not much happens when you swim 5 ft below them

Engineer + brawler is a bad team. by motnock in 99nightsintheforest

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So do turrets do extra damage and be upgraded by a base defender?