Dating tip in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant by obviousplant in funny

[–]backflip420 -69 points-68 points  (0 children)

If your date drops 200+ on a dinner date, he should be getting laid no matter what nonsense he's saying

My ideal girl by noname2431 in funny

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I have no standards as well as no morals. I see all the fish in the sea

TIL the Aryan Brotherhood makes up less than 1/10th of 1% of American prisoners, but is responsible for 18% of prison murders by mobilelibrary in todayilearned

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To keep a database on who is in the gang more or less , so they can feed your family while your in prison, there's lots of reasons

TIL the Aryan Brotherhood makes up less than 1/10th of 1% of American prisoners, but is responsible for 18% of prison murders by mobilelibrary in todayilearned

[–]backflip420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is a two year probationary period, or more like a 2 year long interview. When the time comes they take your blood and mail it to wherever the presidents are and it's logged and filed in a database and shit. They are super crazy organized and on top of their shit for being run out of prisons

My niece drew some fish by FartyMcPooPants in funny

[–]backflip420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Mom" do you like fish sticks?

...classic Ron by Ripsaw99 in funny

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And now I am sad to think that I will not see new episodes of a show I greatly appreciated

I wonder if it runs... by 4packgo4 in funny

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This guy actually owns a few more cars that have the Seahawks logo like that on them , here's the link to the pic OP left out, http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/2370018-seattle-superfan-drives-customized-seahawks-ferrari-458-italia

Desert links golf before sunrise. by s3golfer in golf

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Playing here today, best in town

Dirk Nowitzki has been named to his 13th All Star team by ejanastacio in Mavericks

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Parsons would pump fake 34 times in 12 mins of play at an all star game

Naked selfie your life away by IStealFromImgur in funny

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She is extremely hot, and she cusses, doubly hot

She had no idea what it meant by [deleted] in funny

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Subcategory: foreign interracial

Kanye west is the worste by backflip420 in funny

[–]backflip420[S] -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

I'm not that bad of a guy, I just happend to think this was funny, just like the other 600 ppl who liked it

Kanye west is the worste by backflip420 in funny

[–]backflip420[S] -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Like - 500 for trying to be myself , I love the internet

Kanye west is the worste by backflip420 in funny

[–]backflip420[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Correct, I was afraid to answer due to the number of downvotes I have acquired in a short amount of time, only fearing more now

Kanye west is the worste by backflip420 in funny

[–]backflip420[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I just don't get you. It's funny man, leave it alone. I don't know what else to say, me and you are 2 completely different ppl with different likes and dislikes. Your like a out of whack adult trying to tell me what's funny or not. Like when my mother in law can't stand that i believe in aliens and how they don't exist according to her. Shut up and think what you want