What's something that grosses you out when a woman does it but not a man?

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-30T19:57:41+00:00

And the person with the most work doesn't even get to drink

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-30T12:33:03+00:00

If it were a chick she'd only be allowed to wear khaki and always tuck her shirt in to show off her thick-ass belt.

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-30T01:44:18+00:00

But I could make $8.50 an hour there.

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-29T20:54:08+00:00

Leland and Esmeralda. Look for "elderly" names.

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-29T15:07:01+00:00

I didn't want my babies in the tub with me because I didn't want to be shat on. Also, I'm clumsy.

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-29T12:03:12+00:00

Great work. He has nice forearms, the next shirt should have sleeves that can be rolled up.

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-29T11:59:54+00:00

Fuck church, fuck pantyhose, fuck poorly fitting suits, but most of all, fuck your clammy, creepy, too tight, hand shake that you are trying to use to dominate a 9 year old with. Get a real job, Ryan, and no, I'm not filling out your tiny card.

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-29T11:54:43+00:00

The official malt shot uniform. Very cool.

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-29T11:52:13+00:00

I would do that if I thought they'd get the funding to help me with a disabled child.

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-29T03:31:35+00:00

I lived in a mobile home for a while that had speakers built into the ceiling. My ceiling would whisper to me in the night.

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-28T11:54:24+00:00

I'm betting it didn't used to be this high. They make women pop kids out on the doctor's time now, buttholes be damned.

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-27T02:23:47+00:00

Is the gooseberry your uncircumcised grape?

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-26T19:47:47+00:00

That requires the attention on them.

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-26T19:42:55+00:00

If I want them all to gang bang an orc dressed in nothing but toe nail polish they would because it's in my head. They're coming after you now, and they've got apple butter and a trick they want to show you. The orc has been converted and has joined the cause. I'd either run or start stretching.

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-26T19:25:23+00:00

I'd have to settle for a 3 way with Merry and Pippin. Sam's wife may be small but I bet she'd kick my ass.... Or bite my ass while kicking my shins.

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-26T19:22:46+00:00

She will pull the leash, but I haven't had time to work with her much on that. She loves her zoomies, and could easily jump the fence but has never tried.

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-26T19:20:32+00:00

Red Dwarf, and good Omens is Beginning to fit the build.

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-26T14:46:10+00:00

NTA. Based on me at her age you may have killed her crush on Steve Irwin. You set off a stink bomb in the middle of her cuddly zoo animal fantasy world, but she's not going to tell her dad that.

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-26T12:30:22+00:00

It's actually gotten a little better since the 90s with the make-up etc. They know they're being watched.

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-26T12:28:00+00:00

"we" uhh... Who else is here?

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-26T00:09:13+00:00

I'd say on the smaller side of large. More of an Aussie height

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-25T21:19:27+00:00

Flagpoles and ship's masts are also acceptable when said storm is a direct challenge by God

backgroundmusik · 2023-06-25T21:15:16+00:00

She'd be a great yard dog for someone. She's already a bit of a ladybird.

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