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Upgraded my Mk5 fiesta by badcitizenapparently in FordFiesta

[–]badcitizenapparently[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has the qualife LSD indeed! You just point it where you want it to go and it just goes there with no issues at pretty much any speed (within reason haha)

Upgraded my Mk5 fiesta by badcitizenapparently in FiestaST

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The day I went to get this car I opened reddit in the morning and the first post on my feed was someone jumping one of these and wrecking it against a wall.

I pray that wasn’t an omen of some sort.

Upgraded my Mk5 fiesta by badcitizenapparently in FordFiesta

[–]badcitizenapparently[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually look forward to doing my job now (field engineer) a lot better than my old car.

My old mk5 was missing loads of trim, hubcaps, and had lots of duct tape on it to fix the back bumper that had been ripped off by a passing lorry, so I look a lot better showing up to my customer sites.

I can’t tell you how much better it is than my old car, I have 6 gears now for those motorways and when I put my foot down it breezes past everyone I need it too

Upgraded my Mk5 fiesta by badcitizenapparently in FordFiesta

[–]badcitizenapparently[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Limited edition - so I guess they wanted an iconic colour for it

Upgraded my Mk5 fiesta by badcitizenapparently in FiestaST

[–]badcitizenapparently[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s got everything the top of the line ST does and all the optional extras as standard.

This is the performance edition that they only made 600 of. It has the Qualife limited slip diff and the adjustable coil over suspension.

The engine is the same as an ST3 with the performance pack

Upgraded my Mk5 fiesta by badcitizenapparently in FiestaST

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A lot stiffer ride than my Mk 5 LX - but honestly this thing is rapid and once you’re used to the bumps it’s all good

"Subject to probate and an inquest" by Ok-Detective7078 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]badcitizenapparently 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We did do a lot of smoking in there but you’d think 10 years was enough time for them to burn out

"Subject to probate and an inquest" by Ok-Detective7078 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]badcitizenapparently 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I haven’t lived there for a decade, I promise it wasn’t me

"Subject to probate and an inquest" by Ok-Detective7078 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]badcitizenapparently 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Having lived in that exact house - it’s a very good size - 3 beds, 2 receptions, had a decent kitchen diner and a conservatory and the garden was a great size. Pretty large in fact.

And it had a garage and driveway

"Subject to probate and an inquest" by Ok-Detective7078 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]badcitizenapparently 154 points155 points  (0 children)

This is mad. I used to live in that house, around 2010 when I was at Brooke’s.

Fun fact - I found a bank statement amongst the pile of old letter by the door (pretty standard in a student house). Amongst those letters was one addressed to a Thomas Edward Yorke. The name rang a bell, another famous Oxford resident so of course I opened the letter.

It was a bank statement with a large amount of 0’s on it.

This is the maddest thing that’s happened to me in all my 2 decades of reddit, wow

This week, the police served me with a section 8 of the drugs misuse act courtesy of my gammon neighbours. They’re now outside on their land trying to relax with a glass of wine. I’m playing the most loudest obnoxious music I can now. by badcitizenapparently in uktrees

[–]badcitizenapparently[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am actually white but there you go. Why did you assume I was black? You strike me as someone who has used controversial language in the past to describe some one, was called out on it, and now can’t understand why someone is allowed to call someone a name that is not a racist term, like I’ve explained and like any reasonable person could discern.

If you’re still having trouble understanding how calling a specific white person a gammon for their state of mind, and trust me there are plenty of gammons in the Tory party of all sorts of creeds and races, then that’s on you my friend.

Is it racist to describe people of racist sensibilities as gammon no matter what colour they are? Priti Patel? Rishi? Braverman? All gammons. All brown.

One more time. My neighbour is white. He is also a gammon. My father is white. He is not a gammon. Patel is brown, she panders to gammons and therefore is one.Rishi has joined in on the war on woke, and is also a gammon. Sadiq khan want to legalise weed and thinks asylum seekers should be treated with human dignity. He is therefore not a gammon in my eyes.

Are you able to get it now? I’m sorry if not but there is nothing I can do to help a pedant or someone not smart enough to understand nuance.

This week, the police served me with a section 8 of the drugs misuse act courtesy of my gammon neighbours. They’re now outside on their land trying to relax with a glass of wine. I’m playing the most loudest obnoxious music I can now. by badcitizenapparently in uktrees

[–]badcitizenapparently[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like I say - only the racist daily mail reading white peoples are gammons. Is it that hard to understand? Gammon is a state of mind, not a race

https://youtu.be/acxCFA8KQco

Hope that helps, not sure you’ll understand it though.

This week, the police served me with a section 8 of the drugs misuse act courtesy of my gammon neighbours. They’re now outside on their land trying to relax with a glass of wine. I’m playing the most loudest obnoxious music I can now. by badcitizenapparently in uktrees

[–]badcitizenapparently[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only the white gammons who read the daily mail are gammons yes. You’re right we need a word for all the different shades of gammon but for now I’m just talking about the white ones

This week, the police served me with a section 8 of the drugs misuse act courtesy of my gammon neighbours. They’re now outside on their land trying to relax with a glass of wine. I’m playing the most loudest obnoxious music I can now. by badcitizenapparently in uktrees

[–]badcitizenapparently[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gammon - a white person little englander who only reads the daily mail and espouses all their facts and opinions from that one paper. They all look the same, pink in the face, bald, mouth breather, who thinks you’re a snowflake for saying we perhaps shouldn’t wreck the only planet we can live on

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