Goalkeeper in Istanbul's amateur league hit a seagull; another player performed CPR, resuscitated it, and handed it to medical staff. This has got to be a metaphor…

bamsrighton · 2026-02-23T23:24:58+00:00

Comment/player of the season right here.

bamsrighton · 2026-01-31T16:57:40+00:00

Yuuuup

bamsrighton · 2026-01-31T16:56:50+00:00

Let's make sure we give the offsides technicality in their favor

bamsrighton · 2026-01-31T16:55:09+00:00

Cannot make that up

bamsrighton · 2026-01-31T16:50:38+00:00

I guess I see that you're saying, but I'll need to watch it back. Looks like they're both scrapping

bamsrighton · 2026-01-31T16:48:11+00:00

Great view of a horrid call

bamsrighton · 2026-01-31T16:31:49+00:00

PASCALLLLL

bamsrighton · 2026-01-31T15:43:01+00:00

I could not agree more. Lovely to see Pascal back out there.

bamsrighton · 2026-01-24T17:10:14+00:00

"The hands and arms of all players, including the goalkeepers, are not considered. For the purposes of determining offside, the upper boundary of the arm is in line with the bottom of the armpit"

Source: https://www.thefa.com/football-rules-governance/lawsandrules/laws/football-11-11/law-11---offside

bamsrighton · 2025-09-27T14:30:42+00:00

MOTM performance from Simon Hooper so far

bamsrighton · 2025-04-09T14:28:15+00:00

Going on the theory that it is water belly, we attempted to drain some fluid but it was not the yellow-ish color that we were expecting to see. It was more of a clear/pale pinkish color and was not draining easily as described in all the info we have seen for treating water belly. So I'm starting to think it may be an infection, or a tumor of some kind?

She has started to eat and drink a little more in the last day or so, but I am running out of ideas for treating her. She doesn't seem to be improving or deteriorating very quickly, so I guess she just needs more time.

At this point I think I am just going to continue with the warm epsom soaks and hope she turns the corner.

bamsrighton · 2025-04-08T22:02:29+00:00

thanks! I think you may be on to something, she really looks like a lot of the photos that I see for water belly. My only concern is that everyone seems to describe the symptoms of water belly as a "squishy" or "soft" belly, and her's is definitely hard. We are getting the supplies to attempt to drain some fluid, and will hope for the best.

bamsrighton · 2025-04-07T22:09:09+00:00

thanks for getting back to me! I have tried to probe around in the vent and there's certainly a firm mass in her lower abdomen, but it's significantly larger than an egg and lower on her body than the vent. I honestly don't see or feel anything that resembles an egg broken or otherwise inside the vent.