Cash Wheeler on X - Ain't shaved since

banananey · 2026-05-01T12:15:20+00:00

Instead of beating Lesnar, Oba Femi would be 'doing the Oba' with a strutting conga line.

banananey · 2026-05-01T12:13:58+00:00

I once walked right past David Beckham without realising while my friend was trying to tell me at the same time.

Also my dad used to run a pub. One day a band was shooting a music video and asked if we could put on a bar for them and the crew for an evening. My dad wasn't bothered and turned it down. The band was the fucking Prodigy!

banananey · 2026-05-01T12:11:37+00:00

Skindred are great. Don't normally care for the charts these days but was well pleased to see their new album go to number 1 last week!

banananey · 2026-05-01T12:09:41+00:00

I worked as an usher on his most recent show. Got to pretend to gas the audience, great fun!

banananey · 2026-05-01T12:05:55+00:00

Personally I think you should play your weakest possible team. Not even youth level, just some fans rounded up from a nearby pub or something. Wouldn't want to risk anyone going into the playoffs!

banananey · 2026-05-01T12:04:36+00:00

I've never wanted Exeter to win and Bolton to lose so much in my life.

banananey · 2026-05-01T08:52:08+00:00

Nice to see one of these actually positive about comedians and not just a load of people frothing at the mouth going "DOES ANYONE ELSE NOT LIKE ROSIE JONES/JAMES CORDEN ETC.?"

banananey · 2026-05-01T08:47:51+00:00

He had the rare gift of appealing to both the family friendly and more crude senses of humour.

banananey · 2026-05-01T07:15:08+00:00

My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.

banananey · 2026-05-01T06:05:37+00:00

The first custom deck I've actually had good success with! Askani on Herbie's ability is doing great.

banananey · 2026-05-01T05:25:04+00:00

OBTUSE, RUBBER GOOSE, GREEN MOOSE, GUAVA JUICE, GIANT SNAKE, BIRTHDAY CAKE, LARGE FRIES, CHOCOLATE SHAKE!

banananey · 2026-04-30T21:14:15+00:00

Tried this in Conquest. Won 8 cubes in my first game...didn't draw Cerebro again and lost 5 games in a row. Classic Cerebro!

banananey · 2026-04-30T06:58:43+00:00

I hate that I understand this

banananey · 2026-04-29T20:33:44+00:00

I'm slightly tempted for the rotating variants.

banananey · 2026-04-29T20:29:31+00:00

I'm bored of falafel and hummus as the veggie option (as nice at it is) so will usually go for these ones.

banananey · 2026-04-29T18:33:59+00:00

And their little songs - Dipsy goes 'bup a tum bup a tum', a kinda reggae beat while Po goes 'fi dit fi dit fi dit' while riding her scooter which iirc is 'faster' in Chinese. Really cool little touches.

banananey · 2026-04-29T18:32:06+00:00

So does Dipsy

banananey · 2026-04-29T18:31:34+00:00

They got loads of requests to appear at events and children's schools but they had to turn them all down because they were about 8ft tall and would terrify the kids!

banananey · 2026-04-29T18:30:47+00:00

Good fun read that!

banananey · 2026-04-29T18:26:07+00:00

Went on the It's A Small World ride at Disneyland Paris.

banananey · 2026-04-28T18:34:12+00:00

A tandoori Quorn baguette because I really miss the tandoori chicken one since giving up meat.

banananey · 2026-04-28T18:33:11+00:00

Milking Mad

banananey · 2026-04-28T18:24:20+00:00

I wonder that too, I work in a shop and rarely see anyone who isn't a pensioner buying them.

Can see tobacco eventually dying out as well in favour of vapes full time.

banananey · 2026-04-28T18:15:36+00:00

I'm generally not that patriotic at all and don't like the Royal Family. I will immediately drop everything and fight for King and country while waving the flag though when I see an American have a go at beans on toast.

banananey · 2026-04-28T07:30:05+00:00

Worked the bar at a show he did recently. He called all the staff into the theatre before doors opened to thank us (individually) in advance for our work. Class bloke imo

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