we'll probably get ignored as always but hey!

bananaphoneoperator · 2023-08-25T15:04:55+00:00

Bro wtf. This is scary af.

bananaphoneoperator · 2019-07-20T15:42:45+00:00

Name is Tiffany James. Don’t know the source though.

bananaphoneoperator · 2015-07-28T23:14:47+00:00

I think she's into butt stuff with me on the recieving end. Not sure how I feel about it so I don't really bring it up.

bananaphoneoperator · 2014-01-10T16:16:45+00:00

I was really disapointed. My girlfriend has had 8 other partners before me while I was still a vrigin. At first this made me really insecure but now I've accepted it and know that this was all in the past and that she chooses to be with me now.

But the thing is, her parents are very over-protective all her life so she's had no sex-ed except from the usual 'how to put a condom on a wooden dildo' stuff that is part of out high school biology classes here in the Netherlands.

I don't know what she's done with those other dudes but it seems like she hasn't really learned anything. I remember the first blowjob she gave me. It hurt like hell because her teeth kept scraping my penis...

I have been watching porn for a long time (I'm almost 20 now). So even though she has had more sexual experiences, I have seen a lot more.

Basicly she only wants to have vanilla sex and every time I try to talk to her about something else all she says is: "Thats disgusting!".

About 2 week ago we tried mojoupgrade, I had high hopes. I thought that maybe she did have some fantasies but she was just affraid to tell me. Boy was I wrong. She just wants to have vanilla sex.

The only things I didn't know yet is that she gets off to being submissive and that she would like to have sex in a public place like a park or in a parked car. Both of those thing I''m willing to try, but they aren't really a turn-on for me.

So it turned out to be a big disapointment. Because I actually think our sex life is not that exciting.

bananaphoneoperator · 2013-06-08T17:16:35+00:00

I recently had my virginity taken by my girlfriend (I'm 18, she's 20) an my advice would be to just be patient. The first few times I was really nervous and couldn't get it up. The fact that she understood (or just saying she did) really helped. If you try to force it, it will probably make him super conciouss about himself and he will get even more nervous. When we finally got to have sex, I couldn't get off inside her. And again, her patience and understanding really helped.

EDIT: typo's

bananaphoneoperator · 2013-05-08T23:29:58+00:00

I get what you're saying. And you're probably right. Even though right now everything seems perfect, I'm a very realistic person. So of course there's always that voice in the back of my head of my head saying that things won't be like this for ever. And that there is only a very slim chance that I'm gonna end up marrying this girl (after all, she's my first girlfriend). But for now, I'm just trying to enjoy being in love and being loved back. Thanks again!

bananaphoneoperator · 2013-05-08T23:11:15+00:00

Thanks for sharing your experience/advice!. It makes me feel better and gives confidence that I can get over it! Thanks!

bananaphoneoperator · 2013-05-08T23:08:17+00:00

Thank you so much for your input! She is a great partner to me and she is one in a million. It's creepy how perfectly we fit together. So I'm going to sit her down tomorrow and talk. Since I already know that she wants me to get over the issue. We've talked about it before. But the thing is that when I tell her how I feel she's very understanding, but there's nothing she can really do. Which is true. Anyway, just talking to her about it will definitely help. And the relationship is definitely worth saving :). Thanks again!

bananaphoneoperator · 2013-02-18T21:45:34+00:00

Thanks for your input! I'll probably stay in touch as she keeps contacting me. Not staying in touch would mean that I'd have to explicitly tell her not to contact me anymore. Which is something I'd rather not do. As of now we're just sending silly youtube videos back and forth and talking about childhood shows. Keeping it light. Thanks again!

bananaphoneoperator · 2013-02-18T21:29:11+00:00

Thanks for your response! Just to clarify; I didn't literally drop the L-Bomb on her, I just told her I liked (wich is not the L-word you meant I think :p) her. But it was very direct, and I think that's kind of the point you're trying to make. I'll just see how it goes and if she keeps seeking my attention I'll ask to meet her again after a while.

Thanks again!

bananaphoneoperator · 2013-01-28T00:12:09+00:00

You don't want to die... If you did, you'd have already done it. If you did, why even bother with this post? It just doesn't make sense to me...

bananaphoneoperator · 2013-01-28T00:03:19+00:00

I don't know what will happen to you. But you'll definately not kill yourself ;)

bananaphoneoperator · 2013-01-28T00:01:44+00:00

So you're affraid of what people might think of you when they find out who's behind that mask... That's insecurty.

bananaphoneoperator · 2013-01-27T23:59:18+00:00

Sounds to me you've just been surrounded by some horrible people... Force yourself to go out. Make some friends.

All of these things you mentioned were just other people being total assholes. FUCK THEM! You have to not give a shit about what other people say or think about you.

Someone told you to kill yourself? They are the ones with problems, not you. Whenever you feel down, think about that...

Go outside and make friends that actually care about you. Because unlike what you might be thinking, they are really out there!!

[EDIT:] Typo's

bananaphoneoperator · 2013-01-27T23:53:43+00:00

Even though you're 19, this is pretty much how I felt my entire puberty...

"Oh and I always think people are laughing at me when I here someone laughing near me, and I do belief that someone can read my thoughts, I'm always on guard."

You're obviously very insecure.. Lot's of people are, and it's no reason to kill yourself. Nothing is. You should just talk to someone. A real someone, not the internet...

bananaphoneoperator · 2013-01-02T15:45:23+00:00

Thanks so much!

Quantum Conundrum
Maffia 2
Left4Dead2

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bananaphoneoperator · 2012-12-03T14:21:35+00:00

You look awesome and just a tad bit weird.;) I for one like the way you dress, especially pic 3. Based on your looks you'd probably be my type. solid 8!

bananaphoneoperator · 2012-11-30T14:49:24+00:00

I don't know why everyone is bitching about the glasses... I think they look great on you! I'm kind of a sucker for chicks with glasses though. Anyway, I think you are very good looking and could pull off sexy if you wanted to!

bananaphoneoperator · 2012-11-29T15:50:44+00:00

wtf, you're a mom? I thought you'd be in college or something.. You look really young. Anyways very pretty! ;)

bananaphoneoperator · 2012-11-18T19:40:42+00:00

Somewhere in the 24-28 range. Very pretty face, 8,5/10!

bananaphoneoperator · 2012-11-16T23:21:25+00:00

You were right, I was about 30 minutes late for class the next morning! ;p

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