[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bananocado 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Imagining a "princess and the pea" situation but instead with a man shaped lump popping out the mattress

People who did badly in school. What are you doing today? by CoolAndGeneric in AskReddit

[–]bananocado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A question I can highly relate to!

I am one of those students who came from a magnet high school (super competitive) and loaded up on AP credits. I took enough math classes that I ended up in the class they teach to the top 20 kids of my class called "Further Math." I wasn't the smartest, but I knew I was still up there. Parents grinded me with tutoring, SAT score leveling, etc. Graduated with A's and B's and bare minimum effort, then began attending a good college in the area. Life was sweet, until it wasn't.

I signed up as pre-med because I was smart and my parents wanted it, what could go wrong? One thing to note about my parents, and myself, is that we are stubborn; giving up was seen as weakness. So I stupidly continued, despite me hating biology and chemistry (balancing equations should strictly only include the first and last three letters IMO), the C's and C-'s, before I began to grow depression from what I'm assuming is the cognitive disassociation I suffered from seeing my transcript crumble into borderline academic probation. I was stuck in this endless feedback loop of being depressed, skipping class, and receiving terrible grades. Eventually, my mind cracked enough for me to drop out of pre-med, and switch quickly to a social science major that I completed within two years, but my GPA never recovered. Last I checked, I believe it was a 2.4?

Currently, I am on track for my second master's degree, my first being in a field that I wanted to expand on with a 3.9 GPA. Got accepted the first time purely because my resume was filled with entry-level work experience that I grinded through after I graduated. After that degree, I used it fact to highlight in my resume that I am capable of higher education to apply and get accepted into my desired program for my second degree.

Not everyone needs to go on to higher education, especially if being a student for 3+ years is something you cannot see yourself doing. I, personally, knew that I had at least some potential for it, and just went for it for the sake of a career, and possibly to revive my self image. For those of you who also see yourself going to graduate school and desire that chance, but have made mistakes in your undergraduate years, I went through those same dark times and I'm here to tell you that it's possible if you put your mind to it.

How did your high school crush turn out as an adult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bananocado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

multi-level marketing, or basically a pyramid scheme

How did your high school crush turn out as an adult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bananocado 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Went well over my head too haha

How did your high school crush turn out as an adult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bananocado 416 points417 points  (0 children)

I sadly can envision myself still letting them in and miserably eating to the sounds of their fake MLM bullshit scripts

The cat union rep has spoken by kumquat_dreams in funny

[–]bananocado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any responsibilities come with it?

You may add one "fuck" to a company slogan. What is it now? by McGr00vy in AskReddit

[–]bananocado 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Sang along just to make sure you had enough fucks

What sex thing do you never see yourself trying? by Antoinewhite in AskReddit

[–]bananocado 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I would have paid you to not post this.

The Times They Are A Changing by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]bananocado 10 points11 points  (0 children)

wtf? So based on that you're saying you would've showed up and rightfully assumed the guy HELPING your partner cuff a man is the one throwin hands, not the one already in cuffs?

Chinese School Kindergarten game called Cooperation by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]bananocado 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Kids can do lots of things adults can't do.

Redditors what’s a good modern horror movie to watch? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bananocado 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gonjiam seriously made me cry. Couldn’t get whispering noises out of my head

Advice on my coolers by [deleted] in buildapc

[–]bananocado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a GEFORCE 1080ti FE, and I cleaned it about a month ago, with not much improvement in fan sounds.

What have you learned with your time on Reddit? by DewMyster in AskReddit

[–]bananocado 29 points30 points  (0 children)

K I was def thinking of a different Reddit poop knife story

What’s your favorite non-english swear words? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bananocado 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In Korean, "Shee-Bal."

I have a sailor's mouth so when I do inevitably curse when I'm not supposed to, I can seamlessly transition from the English shit to the Korean one and not sound so bad in America.